My country, right or wrong!
My brewskis? Lite or
strong!
My Potus? Dwight or Long! * I'm (like)
my country, right or wrong!
* Ike achieved; Huey aspired.
My skivvies? Tights or
thong!
My show? "Tonight" or "Gong"!
My game? "Dogfight" or "Pong"! I'm (like)
my country, right or wrong!
My island? Wight or
Long!*
My meerschaum? White or
bong!
My "ciao"?
"'Goodnight" or "S'long"! I'm (like)
my country, right or
wrong!
* The Isle of Wight or Long Island
My pet? Kite or
dugong!
My hairstyle? Fright or
long!
My Hong? "Trade site"* or Kong! I'm (like)
my country, right or wrong!
* 'Hong' is Chinese for foreign
commercial establishment.
My bird? In-flight or song-!
My throng? Slight or "humong-"!
My fate? Shite or "Go
'long!" I'm (like)
my country, right or wrong!
My sex ed? Hite or Jong!*
My -geist?** Zeit- or "ding-dong"!
My cuntwee? Wite or wong! I'm (like)
my country, right or wrong!
* Shere or Erica ** German for
characteristic spirit ('Zeit' means time).
PlaysWellWithLetters is a blogorrheal notebook of Nonsense in rhyming metres accompanying often-inconsequential sequencial graphics all issuing from the hands and/or minds of Sgt. N. ("Jim") Smithe-Magee, amateur author/illustrator whose several books are available online from Politics & Prose Bookstore under the nom de charade Ulysses Poe.
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