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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

"Captain Irv Le Smoler pulled, then capped, a nerveless molar..." De Loves o' Lady Mondegreen: A Constrained Nonsense Reggae

Captain Irv Le Smoler 
pulled, then capped, a nerveless molar 
of de Lady Mondegreen. 
Dat gal den laid 'im on de green.
  
Doctor Juan Dufore Wiecks-Paigh
had docked her one to four week's pay. 
Nex' day, de Lady Mondegreen, 
impov'rish'd, laid ‘im on de green.
   
CDI Ronnie N. “Bjorn” Cooke, 
seedy Iranian-born cook, 
adored de Lady Mondegreen,
de gal what laid ‘im on de green.

Lord Al "Owen" Tudor-Welles 
got low'r'd, alone, into de wells, 
de wells o’ Lady Mondegreen,
de gal what laid 'im on de green!

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