(1: ABC)
There's Anaïs Ninsanity, Black and Tansanity,
Anne Boleynsanity, East Berlinsanity,*
Blue Vein Blintzanity, Louvain Blitzanity…
and ('xcuse my "French") cuisine's Coq au Vinsanity.**
* Some mss show 'Bowlin' Grinsanity' here.
** Not to be confused with the NBA's Vince
Carter's
signature "Vinsanity."
(2:
DEF)
There's Dark wood tintsanity, Eastwood, Clintsanity,
Errol's (and kid
sister* Beryl's) Flynnsanity --
who, it
turns out, proves Flynn's evil twinsanity.
Freddie Prinzanity's Flower'd
Chintzanity.
* Some mss show 'hid sister' here, a reference
to the fact that no record of Flynn's having a sister,
kid or otherwise, seems extant.
(3: GH)
There's Gunga Dinsanity, Gilbey's Ginsanity,
household Hintsanity, Harlequinsanity,
Ho Chi Minhsanity, Hester Prynnesanity.
(Question: who's not question'd Hannity's sanity?)
(4: HI)
There's Hail to the (Washington, D.C.) 'Skinsanity,
Watson's Jim, Papp and Huck'berry Finnsanity,
Rumi the dervish's In-a-spinsanity…
and -- all too often -- Idi Aminsanity.
(5: IJ)
There's Ivan Pninsanity, Junior Mintsanity,
Jim DeMintsanity. (His? Mint insanity!)
Basil and Sib's Fawlty Towers,
the Bates Motel,
Saracen's Head and Jamaica Innsanity.
(6: KL)
There's Ed "Have you
met my son Keenan?" Wynnsanity,
too little Lena or Ken Olinsanity;
Senator Levin notes no Levinsanity,
still...there's Loretta (and Mooney!) Lynnsanity.
(7: MN)
There's Merrill Lynchanity. (No Nell Gwynnesanity?)*
"Not by the hair of my chinny-chin"-sanity.
(Here, out of order,
is Prince Repninsanity,
father to Ivan.** (It’s next-of-kinsanity.)
* Nor much
Geisel's Grinchanity, except seasonally.
** Ivan Pnin -- cf verse five above.
(8: OPQR)
There's Osamma binsaahneti, Qui-Gon Jinnsanity,
Tony Quinnsanity, Pisner Quintsanity,
Rollingpinsanity, Rin-tin-tinsanity,
Rembrandt van Rijn- (mispronounc'd as
"Rin") -sanity.
(9: STU)
There's Surat-al-Jinnsanity, Lau's Shaolinsanity,
seven-fold (more, surely!) deadly Sinsanity,
Belgian cartoonist Hergé's Tintinsanity
And (with a stretch) there is Ulstermansanity.
(10:
VWXYZ)
There’s Vitaminsanity, Violinsanity,
triple Winsanity, Xanthosinesanity,
Yang and Yinsanity, Howard Zinn sanity.*
Hey...let's head home: take
my Zeppelinsanity
* Historian Zinn authored an essential text,
"The People's History of the United States,"
a must-read.
PlaysWellWithLetters is a blogorrheal notebook of Nonsense in rhyming metres accompanying often-inconsequential sequencial graphics all issuing from the hands and/or minds of Sgt. N. ("Jim") Smithe-Magee, amateur author/illustrator whose several books are available online from Politics & Prose Bookstore under the nom de charade Ulysses Poe.
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