Alumni donation solicitation including enclosures wherein my name's misspelled and my assigned graduation date is
incorrectly indicated
Blog entry posted by Ms. Mittens,
Aunt Hortense's uppity angora
Credits following any of the last several Rocky
movies
Doctoral dissertation rigorously detailing
certain modal irregularities observed by the candidate in several medieval Frankish
Kyries
Edda entitled, in English, "Eigil's Eighty
Eight Epic Exploits"
Fortune cookie insert using what are
assumed to be authentic Chinese characters
Government warning label outlining penalties
for its removal sewn onto new rumpus room throw pillows
Hate mail addressed to 'Current Occupant'
Instruction manual (in German) for my
ex-wife’s deceased Uncle Carl's reel-to-reel wire recorder
Junk mailings mistakenly delivered to neighbor
and regularly returned to me by him
KKK regional quarterly newsletter
Letter from Santa thanking young Timmie for “the
yummy milk and cookies”
Message in not-quite-empty Thums Up bottle
Notae bene
Original Sanskrit vegan recipes for 100 dishes to prepare using chickpeas
Palimpsests
Quiz notes discovered in high-school yearbook from
1947
Russian translation of…anything
Secret decoder ring message detailing how to
order secret decoder ring
To-do list of mine from last year jotted just
prior to my myocardial infarction
Underwater-readable ransom note
Voyager golden record currently exiting the
solar system
Warning label on edible crayons manufactured
in North Korea
“Xmas Greetings from Topeka” family newsletter
(in green ink on red stock) from cousin Bela’s dog
“You may already be a winner” direct mail
envelope
Zen koan incorporated into geranium
tattoo on blind date’s left bicep
PlaysWellWithLetters is a blogorrheal notebook of Nonsense in rhyming metres accompanying often-inconsequential sequencial graphics all issuing from the hands and/or minds of Sgt. N. ("Jim") Smithe-Magee, amateur author/illustrator whose several books are available online from Politics & Prose Bookstore under the nom de charade Ulysses Poe.
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