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Sunday, December 9, 2018

The Drumpf Administration: a Reimagination Based on The Chronicles of Narnia

(The Chronic Ills of Donnia: a Series of Seven Fantasy Novels by C. S. Lewis reimagined in the Fantasy Age of Drumpf)

"The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" becomes 
"The Lyin’est Shits in the War Room"

"Prince Caspian" becomes
"Putin’s Prints? All Over the Caspian"

"The Voyage of the Dawn Treader" becomes 
"Bon Voyage, Don, You Traitor!" 

"The Silver Throne" becomes 
"The Golden Toilet"

"The Horse and His Boy" becomes 
"The Whoreson’s Hands? Like Boys’”

“The Magician’s Nephew” becomes
“Mnuchin’s Deaf…Nu?”

"The Last Battle" becomes
“The Bastards Waddle...and Brattle... and Prattle...and Tattle...and...”

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