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Saturday, December 8, 2018

Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue The Rhym'd Playbill





The Players

Fred Trump as “Forebear”   
Donald Drumpf as “Herr Hair”   
Ivanka Drumpf as “Mein Heir”     

Barron Drumpf as “Day Care” 
Melania Drumpf as “Au Pair” 
Donald, Jr. as “Nowhere?”

Eric Drumpf as “Blank Stare” 
Steve Bannon as “B. Ware”   
Vladimir Putin as “Pu’ Bear”     

Bibi Netanyahu as “B’nai Br’er”  
Theresa May as “Not Blair”   
Sean Spicer as “Round/Square”

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders as “Mascare’”   
Kellyanne Conway as “Ma Mere”

Hope Hicks as “Big Hair”   
Rob Goldstone as “Tire Spare”  
Anthony Scaramucci as “Horn Blare”       

Roger Stone as “Ol’ Frere”  
Chris Christie as “Shape? Pear”  
Reince Pribus as “Too Square’

Nikki Haley as “World’s Fair”   
Rex Tillerson as “C’est Guerre   
Neil Gorsuch as “High Chair”     

Tom Price as “Air Fare”  
Scott Pruitt as “Foul Air”   
Ben Carson as “No ’There’”

Jeff Sessions as “No Fair!”   
Steve Mnuchin as “Fair Share”   
Robert Mueller as “Best Prayer”   

& Featuring Jarud Kushner as “The Beaver”

Parts Yet To Be Cast:

_____________ as Truth/Dare”  
_____________ as “Hot Air”  
 _____________ as “Me? Err?

_____________ as “Malware"
 _____________ as “Red Scare”  
_____________ as “Nowhere”

_____________ as ”Avis Rare”

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