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Monday, June 17, 2019

It's a Gnu'd, Gnu'd, Gnu'd, Gnu'd World: an Illustrated Encyclopedia

(Illustrations to come: a work in progress)

First, some (perhaps) unexpected gnus

The Gnuvena 
The Gnun's Tale 
Captain Gnumo
Gnubile 
Gnutrogena 
Saks Fifth Avegnue 
The Agnnual Wildebeest Migration 
Agnusticism
Agnuities
Agnus Dei
A Gnus la Liberte
Brass gnuckles
The constellation Signus
Cow magnure
Corgnucopia
A dugout cagnue 
Entre Gnus
Fig Gnutons
A Greek Gnu
(A Yiddish Gnu?)
Debussy’s Gnuages
Debussy's The Aftergnuun of a Gnu
The Gnuberry Library
The Gnuclear Option
M Duchamps’ “Gnu Descending: A ‘Stark’ Case”
M Duchamps’ “Gnudist Sending Astaire Käse”
Gegnuflection
Gnubile
Candy Gnugut
Gnudnik
Gnuks and crannies
Gnugies
Gnuisance Law Suit
“Gnuke the gay black whales”
“Gnu lamps for old”
Gnumatic drill
Gnumismatics
Gnumonia
Gnunc Dimittis
Gnuritis and Gnuralgia
Gnurosis
The Gnuport Jazz Festival
Curly the Stooge: “Gnuq-gnuq-gnuq…”
Gnuter gender
Gnutragena
Gnutral zone
Gnutritionist
Gnutron bomb
Gnouveau riche
Gnu wine, old bottles
Guns (anagram for Gnus)
Hangman’s gnuse
High Gnoon
The Interregnum 
The indigenous Ingnuit 
Judgment at Gnuremberg
Jangnuary through Gnuvember (the gnu year)
Lobster Gnuberg
Merovingian Gneustria
The medieval gneum
"The ognus is on you"
Mork from Ork's “Gna-gnu, gna-gnu”
The Papal Gnuncio
Parvegnu
Pgnumonia
Quidnunc?
Signum, the bell tower ringing canonical hours
Signus infection
Snug gnus sung guns (palindromic gnus)
“You sgnuze, you lose.”'
Etc...etc...

Next, some old gnus, or, places in the gnus: a gnuzetteer

Gnu Amsterdam 
Gnu Bedford
Gnubia
Gnu Caledonia
Gnu Delhi
Gnu England
Gnufoundland
Gnu Guinea
Gnu Hampshire
Gnu Jersey 
Gnu Jack City 
Gnumibia 
Gnu Orleans
Gnuport Gnus 
Gnuremburg
Gnu South Wales
Gnutown 
The planet Uragnus 
The planet Vegnus 
Gnu York
Gnu Zealand
Etc…etc…

Finally, some gnusmakers; or, people in the gnus 

Argnut Daniel 
Agnubis of Egypt
Anthony Gnuley
Bob Gnuwhart
Catherine Degneuve
Doctor Gnu (Dr No + Dr Who?)
Eleagnu Roosevelt
Fathead Gnuwman
Gnuwman! (Seinfeld’s postman)
Gnuton Minnow
Gnuwt Gingrich
Huey Gnuwton & The Gnus
Isaac Gnuwton
Jagnus, Roman god of duality 
Krognus, Greek god of time
Juice Gnuwton 
Julie Gnumar
Jimmy Gnutron
John SuGnuGnu
Kgnute Rochne
Keagnu Reeves
The Gnu Lost City Ramblers 
Le Fagnu
Magnu Ginobili
Magnum P. I.
Oliver Gnurville Hardy
Paul Gnuwman
Peggy Gnoonan
Queen Gnur
Rudolf Gnureyev
Robert Gnuwton
Sgnupp Dogg
Sgnoopy (Charley Brown’s Dog)
Spiro Agnu
Ted Gnugent
The Vegnusians
Wignuna Ryder
Yagnumamo Indians
Zbignu Brzesinski 
Etc...etc...

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