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Friday, June 7, 2019

Richard Squirr'ly's "Where Do Hoi P'lloi Hang All Day?"

Archy’s at the arch’ry range. 
Barbra’s at the bar. 
Cameron’s at the camera shoppe. (He’s into SLR.)
Delia’s at the deli. 
Ellie’s there, too, truth to tell. 
Florence? At the florist. (Florence loves “that floral smell.”)
Grover’s at the grocery store. 
Homer hangs at home. 
Isaac’s at the ice cream stand. (Notes Isaac: “When in Rome…”)
Jim’s at the gymnasium. 
Kendall’s at the kennel. 
Lum is at the lumber yard: “I find fir 'fundamennel.'”
Mark is at the market. 
Nefertiti's there as well. 
Oscar's at the oculist: "I'm mad for tortoise shell."
Pete's down at the pizza parlor. 
Queenie's gone there, too. 
(Reece at the recycling center's wond'ring: "Where are you?")
Shuster's at the shoe store. 
Tracy's at the track trying (largely unsuccessfully) to win her money back.
Uly's at the undertakers purchasing a casket. If there looms some money question, Uly's sure to ask it.
Viggo's at the vegan mart: organics are his thing. 
Warren's at the warehouse outlet buying bargain bling.
Xerxes? At the Xerox store. 
Yuri's at the Y. Whereas 
ZaSu and Lou and you-know-who are at the zoo. Goodbye!

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