AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SWADDL'D WITHIN A SELEBRATION OF A
SYMBOLIKAL 69 (THROUGH ITS NUMBER OF KAPTIONS) ARRAY'D
IN AN ALMOST-ALPHABET UNHANK'D AND ROLL'D INTO ONE
YARNBALL OF KOSMOLOGIKAL NONSENSE.
A
THE SO-KALL’D “BIG BANGORA” KREATES AN EXPANDING
KATSMOS KOMPOSED OF QUANKITTIES OF SEVERAL ELEMENTS,
INKLUDING KATMIUM, FELINEIUM AND KALIKOMIUM.
THE SO-KALL’D
“MILKY WHEY” GENERATES A TINY
KLASS K STAR (KNOWN AS KAY STARR) SIRKLED BY AN UNREMARKABLE PLANET KALL’D SKATURN, IN TURN
SIRKLED BY ITS SO-KALL’D “MEWNS.”
AN ASTROIDAL
KATASTROPHE EXTINGUISHES EARLY LIFE
FORMS ON
SKATURN, INKLUDING SO-KALL’D “DINAHSHORES.” KATS’ MULTIPLE LIVES KIKK IN AND THEY SURVIVE.
B
ONE SURVIVOR IS THE SO-KALL’D “MISSING LYNX,”
LATER RESKUED FROM UP A BIZARRE-LOOKING TREE BY FAMED
PALEOBIOLOGIST DOKTOR JULES “LOUIE-LOUIE” DREIPUSS.
THE EARLY
KULTURE OF MESSOPOTABBYA PROVIDES A
HOME TO THE SO-KALL’D
“KATS KRADLE OF KIVETILIZATION.”
EGYPT’S
QUEEN KLEOKATRA EREKTS SEVERAL
SO-KALL’D “PUR-R-R-RAMIDS” WITH HELP FROM HER
SO-KALL’D “KAT-O’-NINE-TAILS.”
SO-KALL’D “PUR-R-R-RAMIDS” WITH HELP FROM HER
SO-KALL’D “KAT-O’-NINE-TAILS.”
C
A GREEK LITTER OF SO-KALL’D “NINE MEWSES”
INKLUDES YOWLER, MISS MITTENS, JAMOKA, KAP’N HOOKS,
JEMIMA. RUMPUSS AND OTHER IMPRAKTIKAL KATS.
THE PROPHET
MEOWSES REVEALS A PAIR OF SO-KALL’D
“TABBYLETS
OF STONE” HE KLAIMS TO HAVE DISKOVER’D UNDER AN INSENDIARY SHRUB ATOP MT. ERRORWRIT.
NATIVES IN
KATHAY INVENT SO-KALL’D “SPAGATTO”
AND “KROQETTES,”
DELIKASIES WHITSH THEY SERVE WITH “A NISE KIANTE” (AKTUALLY A NISE KATAWBA).
D
THE KUNTRY OF KATNIPPON IS DISKOVER’D
BY NATIVES OF KATHAY EXKURSIONNG NEARBY
IN SO-KALL’D “KATAMARANS.”
THE GODDESS
HEKITTY ORDERS HERE PAL
DAEDALUS TO BUILD THE SO-KALL’D “TABBYRINTH”
TO IMPRISON AN UNRULY TIGERWOODTIK.
DAEDALUS TO BUILD THE SO-KALL’D “TABBYRINTH”
TO IMPRISON AN UNRULY TIGERWOODTIK.
THE SO KALL’D
“PANTHORA’S LITTERBOX”
OPENS,
PROMPTING SKAREDYKATS TO KATERWAUL, “WHO LET THE KATAKLISMS OUT?”
E
THE SAGE ARISTODDLER KOMPOSES THE LOGIK
TREATISE “KATAGORIAE.” HS PAL SOKRATEASE INVENTS
AND PAKAGES PLAYDOH, A TOY MARKETED TO KITS.
THE SLAVE
SPARTAKATZ GETS HIMSELFWELL
AND TRULY KRUSI-FIX’D ATOP KORINTHIAN KOLUMNS,
THE SO-KALL’D “KAT-HURT PILLARS.”
AND TRULY KRUSI-FIX’D ATOP KORINTHIAN KOLUMNS,
THE SO-KALL’D “KAT-HURT PILLARS.”
THE SAGE
KATULLUS PENS HIS “KARMINA KATULLI.”
HIS PAL KATO
ENTERS A SO-KALL’D “KAT-ON-TONIK STATE.”
F
THE TSHEWISH PROPHET AND SOON-TO-BE
DIVINE BEING JESUS H. KATZ IS BORN IN A CHEAP
LITTERBOX NEAR BETHLEHEM OF TSHEWTOYA.
ON THE ROAD
TO DAMASKATS, OSZEALOT
SAWL AKA
PAWL INVENTS NEW RELIGION, THE SO-KALL’D “KATZIANITY,” THUS LETTING THE PROVERBIAL
REVEAL'D RELIGION KAT OUT OF THE BAG.
EARLY
KATZIANS, THE SO-KALL’D “KATZEKUMENS,”
HOWL GREGORIAN
KANT IN SUBURBAN KAVES KALL’D KATAKOMBS.
G
IN FAR OFF MEWSO-AMERIKAT, SERPENT DIETY
QUETZALKATL MEWSMORIZES FOLLOWERS BY DANSING
THE ALLEY KAT.
ANG-ORAL
EPIK YARNBALL “MEOWULF,” ALONG
WITH MANY
OTHER KAT TALES, ARE FINALLY WRITTEN DOWN.ENTHUSING HIGHSKOOL ENGLISH TEATSHERS.
THE ARABIK PROPHET
MOSHORTHAIR INITIATES
MOUSELEM
EMPIRE BY GOING ON HIS NOW FAMOUS HEJIRATION AKA THE KATWALK.
H
ROMANX KONSUL KATSSIODORUS VIEWS
FALL OF ROMANX EMPIRE, WHICH TUMBLE USHERS IN
THE SO-KALL’D “DARK KAGES.”
KATZIANS AND
MOUSELEMS WAGE KONTINUAL
WARFARE USING
KANNONS, KATAPULTS AND MUSKITTS IMPORTED FROM KATHAY.
FRANKISH KING KAROLUS
(SHOWN WEARING
ASKAT) HAS HIMSELF KROWN’D THE SO-KALL’D
“HOLY ROMANX EMPURR-R-R-ROR."
ASKAT) HAS HIMSELF KROWN’D THE SO-KALL’D
“HOLY ROMANX EMPURR-R-R-ROR."
I
THOMAS BEKATT, DROPP’D FROM
KATTERBURY KATHEDRAL KATAFALQUE, UNWISELY (AND
FATALLY) FAILS TO LAND ON HIS FEET.
THE TUSKATTY
POET DANTY PUBLISHES
POEM HE
KALLS “PURR-R-R-R-R-R-GATORIO” IN 99 SO-KALL’D “KATTOS.”
THE EXPLORER
KRISTOFURBALL KOLUMPUSS KLAIMS SO-KALL’D
“MEW WORLD”
(DUBB’D “NEUTER’D WORLD” BY KRUSI-FIX’D NATIVES) FOR BELLA, QUEEN OF SPAYIN.’ (SHOWN OBSERV’D BY
MILLENNIAL E.T.S WHO ARRIVE IN “MEW WORLD”
MILLENNIA EARLIER.)
J
THE NOTORIOUS ALLEY KAT KATSANOVA GRIMALKIN
WRITES OF HIS SEXPLOITS IN HIS BIOGRAPHIKAL TELL-ALL,
THE SO-KALL’D “TOM KAT.”
SYENTS GUY
GALILEO THE LION SMITH, AT
URGING OF
KATZOLIK POPE, RELUKTANTLY DEKLARES THE SUN TO BE IN FAKT “A FLAMING YARN BALL.”
PLAYWRIGHT
W. SHAKESPURR PENS FAMOUS
LINES:
“TABBY OR NOT TABBY, THAT IS THE LASERPOINTER” AND “ALAS PUR-R-RR YORIK.”
K
THE GERMANX PHILOSOPHER IMMANUEL KATT
WRITES HIS SO-KALL’D “KATEGORIKAL IMPUR-R-RATIVE.”
FEW KATS KARE.
KING LOUIE
QATTORZE POPULARIZES JEANS JAKKETS
AND SO-KALL’D
“KAT’S PAJAMAS” BEFORE SUKKUMBING TO RINGWORM IN VERSAILLES KAT BED.
THE FAMED
KATSTRATTUM FURRANELLI MAMBO,
RIDIKULED BY
MUSIK KRITIKS AS “BUT A KATTERWALLERER,” GOES OFF HIS FOOD FOR SEVERAL WEEKS.
IN HIS NOVEL “TAILS OF TWO KITTIES,”
MISTER DIKKENS PENS FAMOUS LINES, “’TIS A FUR, FUR
BETTER THING I DO…”
NOTED
KOMPOSER SORBANIK SHOWPANTHER
WOWS HIS
LISTENERS WITH A RENDITION OF “KITTEN BAKK ON HIS KEYSTER.”
AUTHOR EDGAR ALLEN PURR PENS “THE PUR-R-R-R-LOIN’D
LITTER” AND “THE KATZES FROM AMONTILLADO.”
M
AUTHOR SUERTE DUMAS’S FIKTIONAL KARIKTERS
KATHOS, PURRTHOS AND ARAMOUSE TAKE ON/IN FELLOW
MOUSEKETEER KATT KALLOWAY.
KLEVERLY
DISGUISED KONFEDERATE ROBT E. LYNX
ORGANIZES VERY FIRST SO-KALL’D “MARSH ON WASHANTUNG,”
BEKOMMING
THAT YEAR’S WWD “MAN OF THE KLOTH.”ORGANIZES VERY FIRST SO-KALL’D “MARSH ON WASHANTUNG,”
PRESIDENT
ABE LYNXOLN KAT SKRATSHES “FOUR SKORE AND
NINE LIVES
AGO…” ON BAKK OF WHISKAS KAT FOOD LABEL,THUS KREATING SO-KALL’D “GATTOSBIRG ADDRESS.”
N
PAINTER DEKLAW’D MEOWNET INVENTS PAINT-BY-NUMBERS
KONSEPT WITH HIS POPULAR “RUIN’D KATHEDRAL.”
JAMES MKNEIL
WHISKER FAMOUSLY KALLS HIS PAINTING
OF ELDERLY FEMALE KAT “WHISKAS MOUSER.”
OF ELDERLY FEMALE KAT “WHISKAS MOUSER.”
LONG-FORGATTON
AKTOR PORTRAYS SO-KALL’D
“SEKOND
TROMBONE” NANKI-POO IN PYWAKKET & TABITHAOPERETTA “THE MIGATTO.”
O
THE KANINE KATNIPPER BEKOMES IKONOGRAPHIK
LOGO FOR VIKTOR REKORDS, ILLUSTRATING THE PHRASE
“HIS MASTER’S VOISE.” (IRONIKALLY, KATNIPPER
TOTALLY IGNORES HIS MASTERS VOISE.)
LUKKILY FOR FUTURE
JAZZ FANS, SKAT SINGER “SKATKSCHMO”
ARMSTRONG SWITSHES
FROM KETTLEDRUM TO KORNET.
PSYKOTIK
FRANZ KAFKA WRITES OF SKITSOPHRENIK FELINE
WHO WAKES ONE
MORNING AS LEOPARDO DE KATTRIO.
P
KOMPOSER IGOR STRAWINSKY’S ORKESTRAL “RITE OF
SPRINKLE” OPENS IN PURRIS TO KAT KALLS AND KAT FIGHTS.
SILENT
MEWVIES MAKE STARS OF OTHERWISE UNKNOWN STRAY
KATS RUDY
VALENS, TSHARLIE TSHAPLIN AND W. K. FIELINES.
KOWBOYS
BUTSH KASSIDY AND HIS PAL THE SUNDANSE
KIT ARE ASSASSINATED
IN SOUTH AMERIKAT BY MEXIKAT FEDERALES ARMED WITH BADMINTON BIRDIES.
Q
FORMER KUBISM ARTIST PABLO PIKASSO PORTRAYS
GENERALISSIMO FRANKO’S ATTAKK ON INNOSENT SIVILIAN
SEVILLIAN BOVINES AND FELINES.
ROARING
TWENTIES INVENTS DANSE KRAZES LIKE
THE BLAKK
BOTTOM AND REVITALIZES EARLIER KATSH PHRASES SUTSH AS “TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO.”
TSHIKAGO
MOBKAT AL KATTONE ARRESTED, TRIED,
KONVIKTED
AND PUT OUT OF THE HOUSE EVERY NIGHT FOR TSHEETAHING ON HIS INKOME TAXES.
R
RUDE GERT McSPAYIN’ AND GAL PAL ALISE “BEAT” O’KLASS
KONTINUE TO BEHAVE INSKRUTABBYLY.
KATOONIST AL
KAPP INVENTS, DRAFTS AND PUR-R-R-FEKTS
THE KARTOON
KAPTION.
KOMMUNIST
MEOW TSAY TONGUE LEADS
FELLOW KATS
ON FAMEOWS SO-KALL’D “LONG KATWALK.”
S
SKOOLKITTIES LEARN TO READ USING BOOK STARRING
PUFFPOPPA KITTEN. (BOOK ALSO INKLUDES LESS-IMPORTANT
KARAKTERS – INKLUDING A DOG NAMED SNOOP!)
AMERIKAT
KATS ENJOY WORLD’S GREATEST
STANDARD OF
LIVING – OR SO THEY ARE KONSTANTLY INFORMED BY AMERIKAT ADVERTISERS.
MEWVIE
KLASSIK “THE WHISKERS OF OCELOTS” FEATURES
KATAKLYSMIK
SYKLONE.
T
POLITIKAL KATSH PHRASE “I LIKE IKE” BEKOMES POPULAR.
(SIMILARLY KONSTRUKTED OHRASE “I LIKE DIKK” DOESN’T
KITTY-SHOW
HOST KATTAIN KANGAROORAT INSTITUTIONALIZED
FOR KIT
ABUSE.
PLAYWRIGHT
SAMUEL BEKKATT’S DRAMATIK
KHARAKTERS
BEKOME EVERYKATS FOR NEW SO-KALL’D “AGE OF ANXIEKITTY.”
U
PLAYMATE OF KOMMIE FIDEL KATSTRO ASSASSINATED
BY SO-KALL’D RIGHT-WING “FIT-T-T-T SQUAD.”
SYENTS-FIKTION
IKONS KOOK AND SPOOK GO
WHERE NO
FELINES HAVE GONE BEFORE: PLANET PROKTO IN THE FIDO GALAXIE.
GREEK NOVELIST
KATZ-IN-SOCKIES PENS
“THE LAST
DISTEMPER TANTRUM OF KRISTO,” BASED ON THE LIFE OF THE FAMOUS SWADDLING ARTIST.
V
JOHNNY (“THE KAT IN BLAKK”) AND TSHEWIN’ KARTER KASH
KONTINUE TO BEHAVE INSKRUTABBYLY.
BY MEANS OF
A LITTER-DAY DEUS EX MAKKINA,
AKTOR
PLAYING PETER PANTHER IN BROADWAY MUSIKAL OF SAME NAME APPEARS TO FLY ON STAGE. (WHEN DEVISE MAL-
FUNKTIONS, AKTOR FAILS TO LAND ON FEET.)
SO-KALL’D GREATEST
SPORTS FIGIRE OF ALL TIME WILDKAT ALI
BEHAVES
INSKRUTABBYLY.
W
MEWVIES ABOUT VAMPIRE KATS REGAIN POPULARITY.
NO ONE KNOWS WHY...OR GIVES A KIT'S KEYSTER.
A PRISON
LIFER, THE SO-KALL’D “KATMAN OF ALKATRAZ,”
KEEPS OODLES
OF FELINES IN HIS SELL, BUILDING HIS OWN LITTERBOXES AND WINDING HIS OWN YARNBALLS.
STENTSH SOON REQUIRES KLOSURE OF ISLAND LOKKUP.
PREDIKTABBYLY,
THE PLANET OF THE KATS
IGNORES
KLIMATE TSHANGE, POPULATION EXPLOSION AND KOMMON KIVILITY, ENDING NOT WITH
A BANGORA BUT A WHISKER.
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