Blog entry posted by Ms. Mittens, Aunt Hortense's uppity angora
Credits following any of the last several Rocky movies
Doctoral dissertation rigorously detailing certain modal irregularities observed by the candidate in several medieval Frankish Kyries
Edda designed for freshman Medieval English Lit class, entitled "Eigil's Eighty Eight Epic Exploits"
Fortune cookie insert employing typeface designed to look like Chinese characters
Government warning label outlining penalties for its removal sewn onto new rumpus room throw pillows
Hate mail addressed to 'Current Occupant'
Instruction manual (in German) for my ex-wife’s deceased Uncle Carl's reel-to-reel wire recorder
Junk mailings mistakenly delivered to neighbor and regularly returned to me by him
KKK regional quarterly newsletter
Letter from Santa thanking young Timmie for “the yummy milk and cookies”
Message in half-empty Thums Up bottle
Notae bene
Original Sanskrit vegan recipes listing 99 things to do with chickpeas
Palimpsests
Quiz notes found in high-school yearbook from 1947
Russian translation of…anything
Secret decoder ring message detailing how to order secret decoder ring
To-do list of mine from last year jotted just prior to my myocardial infarction
Underwater-readable ransom note
Voyager golden record currently exiting the solar system (facsimile)
Warning label on edible crayons manufactured in North Korea
“Xmas Greetings from Topeka” family newsletter (in green ink on red stock) from cousin Bela’s black Lab.
“You may already be a winner” direct mail envelope
Zen koan incorporated into geranium tattoo on blind date’s left bicep
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