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Thursday, August 8, 2019

Alliteratively Amplified Magic A-to-Z Ball Answers (Questions Optional)

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A: Ask again anon, Aristotle: all answers, as always, are awry and askew.

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A: Before blatantly beginning bothersome badgering, Boethius, better bow briefly. 

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A: Candidly, conditions continue cloudy. Copernicus can’t currently comment.

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A: Dubiosity’s definitely done, dispelled! (Does Dr. Descartes doubt? Dammit, Doc! Don't! Dig...?!)

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A: Enfin, Einstein, energy’s erratic. Every easy explanation ends enigmatically.

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A: ‘Fraid frequency’s failing, Fridugisus. Follow-up forthwith -- Friday fortnight, f‘rinstance.

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A: Generally, Galileo, generating gross grilling gets guys' gonads gainsaid.

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A: Holy ho-hum, Herr Heidegger -- haven't honestly heard. (However, heckling hardly helps, huh…?)

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A: Input’s inferior, Isidore. Its interpretation is, I imagine, incomplete.

Q: _________________________________?
A: Jabberwocky’s just jargon, Junger…jamais!

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A: Kindly, Kierkegaard, kill kinky koans.

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A: Ludicrous, Leibniz! Let’s (like) liaise later, laddie.

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A: Merlin...? Maybe Monday. Meantime, Mr. Moue, mark my mouth: “Moo-oo-oot!”

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A: Nope. Not now, Nostradamus. Nearer noon…? Nyet! Next November…? Nein! Numquam! (Never!)

Q: ___________________________________?
A: Oracles…? Obscure, Origen. Omens…? Outre.

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A: Please, Plato: pray put philosophical posers politely.

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A: Quiet, Quine! Quit querying! Quash queer questions qua quarrels.

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A: Request roundly rejected, Rousseau. (Right! Really!)

Q: ______________________________________?
A: Sorry, Socrates. Should’a said somethin’ sooner.

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A: ‘Tis truly tough to tell, Teilhard. Try this time tomorrow.

Q: ___________________________?
A: Unanswerable, Unamuno…unless

Q: __________________________?
A: View’s vague, Vico…very! Va-t’en!

Q: ________________________________?
A: Well would we wonder why, Wittgenstein.

Q: __________________________?
A: Xenophon…? Xeno-…XII...XI...X...

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A: Yesterday's yammering, Yockey, yields you your yearned-for “Yessir!s”

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A: Zeno…? Zeno?! Zzzzzz…zzzz…zz…z...zz...z...

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