Nizzarda for the N Word or Doin' the Spellcheck Shimmy...Plus a Bit More Eggcentricity

Eggcentric Shabazz:
Malcolm Eggs

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Whence heroes de yore, like The
Right Stuff's Chuck Yigger…?
Who cheers as the U.S. files
climate's hair trigger…?
Who's praisin’ the Christian while
razin’ the Uigher…?
Americans!
(Morons who mutter the N word.)

Who black-listed Zero Mos-
tel ‘n’ Pete Sigger…? 
Who back’d Michelle Bachman 'n'
blog’d "How we dig ‘er!"…? Who’s
cast bags o' ballots for
Palin…? Go figger!
Americans!
(Bigots who stutter the N word.)

Who neighs to his neighbor, "My
handgun's w-a-a-ay bigger"…? Who
drives after drinkin’ way,
wa-a-a-ay too much ligger…? Who 
feels Donald Trump has no
need of a wigger…? 
Americans!
(Fascists who utter the N word.)

On steroids, Team USA's
cyclists proved quigger, though 
usin’s destroy’d more than
one Major Ligger, while
judges who know better
chortle ‘n’ snigger.
Americans!
(Dastards who utter the N word.)

Who bans marijuana but 
puffs a fat cigger…? Who
boozes by gallon 'n'
not by the jigger…? Who
flaunts G. I. Joe, dissin’
Eeyore ‘n’ Tigger…?
Americans!
Nazis who stutter the N word.)

Who "pooh!"s Mendel's gene work while
callin’ him 'Grigger'…? Thinks
H'waii'ns by spaceship came,
not by out-rigger…? And
who doesn’t think Donald
Drumpf’s Chief Intriguer…?
Americans!
Cravens who mutter the N word.)

Who adores ‘n’ defers to the
Founders with vigor, in-
sistin’ all immigrants
weather the rigor of
Homeland Security's
brutal butt-kigger…?
Americans!
(Racists who stutter the N word.)

When promises made to the 
farm-produce piggers de-
serve follow-through, who are
A-one renegers…? A
hint: who's hellbent – neither
zaggers nor ziggers…?
Americans!
(Nutters who mutter the N word.)

Amazingly, some blacks
themselves call the N word, whose
ancestors came as slaves,
stuff’d in square-riggers, whose
kin, nonetheless, are all 
Anti-Def Liggers. Why
would folks -- black, white – ever
utter the N word...? Be-
cause they're Americans…? 
(Facts, ma'am...just figgers!)
America! 'Merica!
Merry America!
Still full o' nitwits 
who utter the N word.)