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Saturday, April 4, 2020

Who Did It...? Plus Additional Eggcentricity

Who put the "ANAL" back in "Jungian analysis"?

Who put the "BRIS" back in "Who's the king of hubris?"?

Who put the "CRAP" back in "Platonic rapproachment"?

Who put the "DEMON" back in "faith-based demonstration"?

Who put the "EVIL" back in "Donald: he's the villain!"?

Who put the "FART" back in "priceless work of art"?

Who put the "GONAD" back in "Ralph for Pres! -- Go, Nader!"?

Who put the "HORMONE" back in "Pick one: health or money!"?

Who put the "IMUS" in "I'm used to controversy!"?

Who put the "JUNGLE" back in "Jung left out the punchline"?

Who put the "KILLER" back in "I think I'll erupt now"?

Who put the "LOSER" back in "Hello, Serb...I'm Croat!"?

Who put the "MONSTER" back in "Uncle Sam on steroids"?

Who put the "NERD" back in "Mine's the cleaner desktop..."?

Who put the "ODOR" back in "Is that blood...or ketchup...?"...?

Who put the "PAPER" back in "pay-per view TV"...?

Who put the "QUEER" back in "Brooce...? One unique error..."...?

Who put the "RETARD" back in "Yeah! We're tardy! So...?"...?

Who put the "SHITHEAD" in "It's sushi: The ad SAYS so!"...?

Who put the "TYRANT" back in Drumpf’s one nasty ranter!"...?

Who put the "UGLY" back in "What's that on you...glycol...?"...?

Who put the "VEG’TABLE" in "You’d save? Get a blender!"...?

Who put the "WARTS" back in "Wow! Art's not like life!"...?

Who put the "XANADU" in "Sex...? An adult issue..."...?

Who put the "YAHWEH" back in "Godly...? Ah...we hope so..."...?

Who put the "ZENITH" back in "Into zen...? I think not..."...?

And who put the AMPERSAND" in "Ham per sandwich...? Zero!"!


Eggcentric Wimbleton:
Andregg Eggasi

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