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Monday, May 4, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: Revisiting the Salodeum or Where's My Stimulus Check, Steve...?

"Thieving sodium's (like) crim'nal,"
sings the Treasury's own hymnal.
Fret not! Secretary Mnuchin
offers saline absolution.

     Moral:
'Tis so-o-o unfair! I stand impugned
of (as)salting Steve, an open wound.

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