[AZ: Absolute Zero, Alexis Zorba]
"Absolute Zero's one get-go,* albeit a bleak..."
specs Alexis, who's married, with children, and shrugs, "Hey! I'm Greek.
* I.e., a get-go like the Great Get-Go, sometimes mistaken for the Big Bangle.
[BY: Be Yourself, Boris Yeltsin]
"Be Yourself! (HO* whom else would you be...?" asks (rhetoric'lly) Boris.
"To be somebody else might cause Mother** some serious tsoris.*
"To be somebody else might cause Mother** some serious tsoris.*
* Russian Cyrillics for 'but' and pronounced (roughly) 'noh.' ** I.e., Mother Russia, of course.
[CX: Contemn Xenophobes, Cugat, Xavier]
"Contemn Xenophobes! Contemn..." Rhumba King Cugat repeats.
(Just as he would be treated, each stranger this vir bonus* treats.)
(Just as he would be treated, each stranger this vir bonus* treats.)
* What the good man does is always right, or so suggest the Grimms.
[DW: Do Without, Dionne Warwick]
"Do Without! Pledge thy pounds to the poor," warbles Dionne (the song bird) --
though it's Bacharach (Burt) who'll at last teach her right word from wrong word.
though it's Bacharach (Burt) who'll at last teach her right word from wrong word.
[EV: Every Valley, Edward Villella]
"’Every valley exhaulted shall be; every rough place made plain...’:
I shall dance thee that text," Edward vows, "in a Balanchine vein."
I shall dance thee that text," Edward vows, "in a Balanchine vein."
[FU: Fed Up, Felix Unger]
"Fed Up! UFOs, URLs, UXBs..." fumes our Felix.
"In the end, all they yield is some abecedarial helix."
"In the end, all they yield is some abecedarial helix."
[GT: Gin (&) Tonic, Gene Tunney/Tierney]
"Gin...and Tonic...and juice of one lime: pour the lot over ice..."
prescribes Gene.* "Good advice," echoes Gene.** "An innocuous vice!"
prescribes Gene.* "Good advice," echoes Gene.** "An innocuous vice!"
* Actress Tierney ** Pugilist Tunney
[HS: He (versus) She, Hailie Selassie]
"He v. She...? The distinction's ambig," differentiates Hailie.
"One's call'd Shlomo. But what's in a name...? Life's a Pi; life's a Riley..."
"One's call'd Shlomo. But what's in a name...? Life's a Pi; life's a Riley..."
[IR: I, Robot, Irene Ryan]
"I, Robot, rest my case," in tones Rumpolean...
roars Irene. "I'd rap it, were I Rock 'n' Rollean."
[JQ: John Quincey, Jose Quintero]
"John Quincey's not the seventh Chief Exec," corrects José.
"He's number six, post James Monroe...but what the heck! (More: what the hey!!)
"He's number six, post James Monroe...but what the heck! (More: what the hey!!)
[KP: Key Personnel, Kendrick Perkins]
"Key Personnel...? Kevin...? Paul...? Rajon...? Ray...?" Kendrick Wonders.*
Then Perk's traded, which trade shall yet prove Boston's biggest of blunders.
* Garnett, Pierce, Rondo, Allen, kendrick: all former Celtics.
[LO: Leigh/Olivier, Laugh Out (Loud)
Leigh/Olivier, Lunt/Fontaine: which duo's dropp'd from the list
of best thespian pairs...? Jolie/Pitt...? LOL! They’d be miss'd...?
of best thespian pairs...? Jolie/Pitt...? LOL! They’d be miss'd...?
[MN: Machiavellian...? Not, Mike Nichols]
"Mach'avellian, not to say cynical: 'twas just her way,"
muses Mike, as he pegs one-time partner, the late Elaine May.
muses Mike, as he pegs one-time partner, the late Elaine May.
[NM: Not Much, Norman Mailer]
"Not much!" mutters Norman, when asked if he liked married life.
"Good when naked, far less good when dead: much depends on the wife."
"Good when naked, far less good when dead: much depends on the wife."
[OL: Ozymandias: Look, Orlando Lasso]
Ozymandias: "Look on my burg, Mr. Big, and despair!"
(Or Orlando: "Give ear to my music...or not -- I don't care.")
(Or Orlando: "Give ear to my music...or not -- I don't care.")
(a work in progress)
[PK: P. Kilbride]
[QJ: Q. Jones]
[RI: R. Ingersoll]
[SH: S. Houston]
[TG: T. Geisel]
[UF: ]
[VE: V. Emmanuel]
[WP: W. Demarest]
[XC: Xavier Cugat (again)]
[YB: You Bet!]
[ZA: ]
[PK: P. Kilbride]
[QJ: Q. Jones]
[RI: R. Ingersoll]
[SH: S. Houston]
[TG: T. Geisel]
[UF: ]
[VE: V. Emmanuel]
[WP: W. Demarest]
[XC: Xavier Cugat (again)]
[YB: You Bet!]
[ZA: ]
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