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Thursday, July 29, 2021

Get 'Im! (Unpub)

Assassinate ‘im! Bump ‘im off!
Crucify ‘im! (Who would scoff…?)
 
Drown ‘im – deep down! Eighty-six ‘im!
(Finishin’ ‘im off will fix ‘im.)
 
Guillotine ‘im! Hang ‘im high!
Immolate the frickin’ guy!
 
Jettison ‘im down the loo!
Knock ‘im off! (Like, lynch ‘im…nu…?)
 
Massacre ‘im! Neutralize ‘im!
Off ‘im! (Dyin’ might surprise ‘im.)
 
Polish off his dumb ass -- do!
Quarter ‘im! (Then draw ‘im, too!)
 
Rub ‘im right out!. Strangulate ‘im!
(Breathes he still…? Quck: terminate ‘im!)
 
Lives he still…? At least unfriend ‘im!
Vaporize ‘im! (In short, end ‘im!)
 
Whack ‘im! (E)xecute his ass!
Yank his breathing tube: he’ll pass.
 
Zap ‘im three times! Zap ‘im good!
Feeling great…? I knew you would.

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