A poem in progress
A recipe in Sanskrit,
found
in menus from the Hindu Kushi,
served with papadums, appams and puris:
Tuna Vindalushi.
Brunswicks (several)
and one Braunschweig
claim the fame of this burgooshi:
rabbit, squirr'l with yellowtail
combine in classic Brunswick Stewshi.
Chicken --
cheese'd 'n' octopi'd –
served
Edo-style (chirashizushi) --
i.e., raw, atop a bowl of rice...?
Nice! Chicken Cordon Bleushi.
Dry-cured pork hams bundled
in fermented
rice...? That's Andalushi!
(Served by sushi maestro Juan E. Cash,
it's
called "A Boy Named Sueshi.")
Eggplant -- mashed, then
mixed
with
olive oil, wasabi, orange juiceshi,
plus a dash of Kirin -- spread on babka rusks:
Babka Ghanoujshi.
Far out in the outback,
barbie'd
wallaby 'n' kangarooshi's
dipped in sake, then consumed
with chopsticks. Crikey! Didg'ridooshi!
Gone for good those golden days
folks tuned
-- and swooned -- to I Love Lushi.
Desi's fave...? Havana rolls –
black beans in kombu: Babalooshi!
Having, just last
Sunday,
stuff'd
your face with Mama's Charlotte Russhi,
why not feast, for fun,
on Chocolate Squares Of The Hypotenushi...?
"I shall get you,"
cries, from Oz,
one wicked
witch, "and Toto, tooshi!"
"Honey, don't -- at least, give pause,"
says Dot, ''til you've tried Honeydewshi."
Join together claret, pigs'
ears,
cocks' combs, sav'ry spice (who knewshi...?),
shoyu, kani kama, saba --
and wasabi rice: Ragoutshi!
Kombu, cream, crustacea –
combined
in so-called Oyster Stewshi --
at their most ambrosial
when served by sous(shi) chef Belushi.
Lard a lay'r o' nougat
with
fried tofu. Voila: Charleston Chewshi --
served
with Jax, the favor'd food
o' Dubya Bushi -- what a douche, he!
Madeleines in ocha...?
A La Recherche
du Temps Perdushi,
served in demitasse (sans rice)
by sushi
master Marcel Proushi.
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
Whole hogs, slaughtered then
well-dress'd
(they do
it best in Tuscalooshi):
pit-cooked, grill'd, rotisseried –
you'll love their Southern Barbecueshi.
X
Y
Z
served with papadums, appams and puris:
Tuna Vindalushi.
claim the fame of this burgooshi:
rabbit, squirr'l with yellowtail
combine in classic Brunswick Stewshi.
i.e., raw, atop a bowl of rice...?
(Served by sushi maestro Juan E. Cash,
plus a dash of Kirin -- spread on babka rusks:
Babka Ghanoujshi.
dipped in sake, then consumed
with chopsticks. Crikey! Didg'ridooshi!
Desi's fave...? Havana rolls –
black beans in kombu: Babalooshi!
why not feast, for fun,
on Chocolate Squares Of The Hypotenushi...?
"Honey, don't -- at least, give pause,"
says Dot, ''til you've tried Honeydewshi."
cocks' combs, sav'ry spice (who knewshi...?),
shoyu, kani kama, saba --
and wasabi rice: Ragoutshi!
at their most ambrosial
when served by sous(shi) chef Belushi.
o' Dubya Bushi -- what a douche, he!
served in demitasse (sans rice)
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
pit-cooked, grill'd, rotisseried –
you'll love their Southern Barbecueshi.
Y
Z
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