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Tuesday, August 3, 2021

Dye Stuff or Celebrity Dexters (Unpub)

John McClane dyes hard.
 
Prufrock recognizes voices dyeing with a dyeing fall.

Frederick Austin wrote the standard tune to "The Twelve Dyes of Christmas." 

Worf the Klingon feels today is a good day to dye.
 
Jesus dyes for your sins.
 
Teenage girls think Ian Nelson is to dye for.

Roy Earle has dyed a thousand times.
 
Abe Lincoln dyes at Ford's Theatre.
 
Federico Garcia Lorca dyes in Madrid.
 
Cochise County Cowboys dye with their boots on.
 
Queen Batik was known as Princess Dye.
 
Rupert Brooke dyes in the Great War.
 
Willie Sutton did not dye in prison.
 
Tommy Fawkes dyes on stage.
 
Sky Masterson rolls the dyes.
 
Juliet Capulet dyes for love.
 
Emily Dickinson dyes a bachelorette.
 
Elvis never dyes.
 
Mothers of children with diarrhea must often dye de wash.
 
The Jets live it up and dye in bed.
 
Have I dyed and gone to heaven…?
 
Mitch McConnell should dye of shame.

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