Alice shows malice.
Annette's
still in debt.
Bianca...? Nein, danke.
Twin
Bridie's untidy.
Claire chews her hair.
Condoleezza's wed Jesus!
Dodie's a toad.
Date with Dot...? (Godamighty!)
Evelyn...?
"Devil in-..."*
Elsie's unwell, see...?
Flavia's obvious;
Flo...? Flo's a 'ho.'
Gladys a fad is.
Twin Grace...? About face!
Hannah's bananas
and Helen's "no go."
* "...-carnate" is believed meant.
Inez
wears a fez
and Irenie's a meanie.
Juno's a bluenose;
twin Joy's now a boy.
Kahtya will rot ya.
Kunegunda...? We wonda...
Lola...? Ebola!
And Lynn I annoy!
Morgan...?
A gorgon.
With Megan, you're beggin.'
Nora’s a horrah!
Noelle isn’t well.
Orly feels poorly;
Ondine makes a scene.
Polly'd prove folly
and Pam looks like hell!
Qadiri...?
I'm leery.
Her twins have three chins.
Ruby's a booby
and Rose picks her nose.
Sigourney's so-o-o corny!
Twin
Sydney...? One kidney.
Trish is malicious;
Tawanda...? Lord knows!
Uta: mui puta;
her
sister's got blisters.
Verna I'd spurn.
Veronique is a freak!
Wanda we’re on ta,
while Wilma might film ya!
Xanthippe...? Still hippy –
a geek...though unique.
Yasmin...?
A "has-been."
twin Yentl is mental.
And Zasu...? Malaise you
had best do without.
[Each sis in this listing...?
Too weird, I'm insisting.
The evens...? Uneven. Odds...?
Bianca...? Nein, danke.
Claire chews her hair.
Condoleezza's wed Jesus!
Dodie's a toad.
Date with Dot...? (Godamighty!)
Elsie's unwell, see...?
Flavia's obvious;
Flo...? Flo's a 'ho.'
Gladys a fad is.
Twin Grace...? About face!
Hannah's bananas
and Helen's "no go."
* "...-carnate" is believed meant.
and Irenie's a meanie.
Juno's a bluenose;
twin Joy's now a boy.
Kahtya will rot ya.
Kunegunda...? We wonda...
Lola...? Ebola!
And Lynn I annoy!
With Megan, you're beggin.'
Nora’s a horrah!
Noelle isn’t well.
Orly feels poorly;
Ondine makes a scene.
Polly'd prove folly
and Pam looks like hell!
Her twins have three chins.
Ruby's a booby
and Rose picks her nose.
Trish is malicious;
Tawanda...? Lord knows!
Verna I'd spurn.
Veronique is a freak!
Wanda we’re on ta,
while Wilma might film ya!
Xanthippe...? Still hippy –
a geek...though unique.
twin Yentl is mental.
And Zasu...? Malaise you
had best do without.
[Each sis in this listing...?
Too weird, I'm insisting.
The evens...? Uneven. Odds...?
Odder,
no doubt!]
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