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Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Mr. Misogynist's Book II (11)

Alice shows malice.
Annette's still in debt.
Bianca...? Nein, danke
Twin Bridie's untidy.
     Claire chews her hair.
Condoleezza's wed Jesus!
Dodie's a toad.
Date with Dot...? (Godamighty!)
 
Evelyn...? "Devil in-..."*
Elsie's unwell, see...?
Flavia's obvious; 
Flo...? Flo's a 'ho.'
     Gladys a fad is.
Twin Grace...? About face!
Hannah's bananas
and Helen's "no go."
 
     * "...-carnate" is believed meant.
 
Inez wears a fez
and Irenie's a meanie.
Juno's a bluenose;
twin Joy's now a boy.
     Kahtya will rot ya.
Kunegunda...? We wonda... 
Lola...? Ebola! 
And Lynn I annoy! 
 
Morgan...? A gorgon.
With Megan, you're beggin.' 
Nora’s a horrah!
Noelle isn’t well.
     Orly feels poorly;
Ondine makes a scene.
Polly'd prove folly
and Pam looks like hell!
 
Qadiri...? I'm leery.
Her twins have three chins.
Ruby's a booby
and Rose picks her nose.  
     Sigourney's so-o-o corny!
Twin Sydney...? One kidney. 
Trish is malicious;
Tawanda...? Lord knows!
 
Uta: mui puta;
her sister's got blisters.
Verna I'd spurn.
Veronique is a freak!
     Wanda we’re on ta,
while Wilma might film ya!
Xanthippe...? Still hippy – 
a geek...though unique.
 
Yasmin...? A "has-been."
twin Yentl is mental.
And Zasu...? Malaise you
had best do without.
[Each sis in this listing...?
Too weird, I'm insisting.
The evens...? Uneven. Odds...? 
Odder, no doubt!]

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