Oh, Moscow
Mitch, Moscow Mitch!
Why mime you Mother Russia’s pitch --
you puppet-pawn of pinko guys,
you pol in thrall to Putin’s bitch…?
Who
motivates you, Moscow Mitch,
to Dumas dig and demos ditch --
to push processes penny-wise
and dollar-wise (and ruble-rich!)…?
What
stimulates you, Moscow Mitch,
our Congress’s mandated niche
(their oversight) to char’cterize
as hoax, as huntings of the witch…?
Whose
pow’r’s allow’d you, Moscow Mitch,
to scratch your monetary itch…?
Who lets you, late, “aluminize” *
your state, McConnovonovich…?
Why mime you Mother Russia’s pitch --
you puppet-pawn of pinko guys,
you pol in thrall to Putin’s bitch…?
to Dumas dig and demos ditch --
to push processes penny-wise
and dollar-wise (and ruble-rich!)…?
our Congress’s mandated niche
(their oversight) to char’cterize
as hoax, as huntings of the witch…?
to scratch your monetary itch…?
Who lets you, late, “aluminize” *
your state, McConnovonovich…?
* U.S. removes sanctions on Russia:
Russians build aluminum plant in Kentucky,
Mitch's home state. Does "I want you to
do me a favor, though" ring any bells...?
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