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Tuesday, November 8, 2022

As 'New Spur' Is To 'Spooner,' So 'Pooh's Snurr' Is to 'Snooper': Risible Ratios & Pretentious Proportions from Ron 'n' Sibyl Spoon

 














Deal thy tush a mortal blow : kiss your butt adieu ::
as above, now so below : dish your butt a coup 

God said, "Don't dare touch that tree" : sin, the sin of Adam ::
Hussein Hotel -- "Where kids stay free" : in the Inn of Saddam

One arises, t'other one descends : dove 'n' the lark :: 
"Do you like to watch...?" "Well...that depends..." : love in the dark

Grabb'd the famous Swedish prize : won Nobel ::
"Merry Xmas, Gordà guys!" : Bonne Noël!

Hebrew legend disses Savior : Wandering Jew ::  
hooker's client's lewd behavior : john during woo 

Blighter needs some Shojo Zen : lost soul ::
newsman Thomas...? Drunk again : sauced Lowell

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