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Monday, December 19, 2022

His Christmas Ballismus: Noelly Nonsense from a Christmas Card
























     Come 
Christmas, his lim'ricks turn Yuley
     while his 
bodily moves turn unruly.
     Such 
jolts 'n' convulses,
     such 
shudders 'n' pulses
     turn 
wintertides turbulent, truly.

     Uly 
limns Yuley lim'ricks come Christmas,
     whether 
housed high on hill, isle or isthmus.
     As he 
shapes 'em he shakes,  
     shivers, 
quivers 'n' quakes.
     (Mustn't 
miss this, this Christmas: Ballismus!)

     The Uly of these verses is obscure Nonsense 
author/illustrator Ulysses Poe, whereas tlimn 
is to illustrate or describe in images or words. 
The adjective-forming suffix '-y' added to 'Yule' 
characterizes Poe's verse as being associated 
with the winter holiday season, while 'ballismus,' 
in addition to referencing certain involuntary 
movements manifesting themselves as violent 
jerking spasms, happens also to be the only 
other word widely recognized as rhyming 
with 'Christmas' and 'isthmus.' Incidently, 
the poet's wife wishes to record her disavowal 
of the thought expressed in these verses as
being wholly inappropriate to what should be 
the true spirit of the season.
     Notwithstanding all of the above, here's 
wishing you and your lot a peaceful Christmas 
and a prosperous and hope-filled New Year.

Ulysses Poe aka Jim Higgins

Resp: El, BF, Er, DP,

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