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Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Haven't You Read...? Daddy Is Dead! or, Anticipatory R.I.P. II: another excerpt from "The Posthumous Papers of the Wigg'd Pig Club:

     CNN 9/20/23: Drumpf Jr.'s X account hacked. 
Bogus "Jr." reports father's death and his ("Jr's") 
plann'd presidential run in '24.

Daddy is dead! (Kraits* in Dad's bed...? 
     Shots to Dad's head...? Fatally bled...?)   
          *Venomous snakes
Daddy is dead. (Fiercely force-fed...? 
     Poison'd with lead...? Fox hasn't said.)
Daddy is dead. (Cadet* in Dad's bread...? 
     Snuff'd by the Fed...? Hung in the shed...?)   
          *Deadly herbicide

Dad's indeed dead! (Rent to a shred...? 
     Garrotted instead...? AIDS...? (Still it's widespread.))
Daddy is dead. (Clubb'd at Club Med 
     by hit men named Ned who, eventu'lly, fled...?) 
Daddy is dead. (Skipp'd his Phys Ed...? 
     Middle-age spread to Dad's suicide led...?)

It's said, Daddy's dead! (Books in the red...? 
     Plea deals Dad pled still hung by a thread...?)
Daddy is dead. (Did evils Dad bred -- 
     from alpha to zed -- bode prison ahead...?
Nope! Daddy is dead 'cuz Dad ran out o' cred. 
     That being said, now it's me you need dread.)

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