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Saturday, October 25, 2025

Dithyrambs in D with Denouement on Drumpf of Down D'ere: Homage a Mildred Plew Meigs Brought to You by the Letter D

     Dithyrambs in D

     Here de-
buts (Doh!) Der DOTUS,*
Don Drumpf of Down D'ere,
     of whose 
op'randi modus 
Dems duly forswear.
     Yet one
dares not dismiss  
the despicable hair 
     of the 
dastardly Drumpf of Down 
D'ere. 
          * Destroyer Of The United States

     Dans Drumpf's 
soul (what remains of it's 
black as the night)
     Drumpf en-
lists the fascisti 
who haunt the far right
     as Drumpf 
rants about hand size,  
red ties, weight and height (!) --
     does the 
dim-witted Drumpf of Down 
D'here. 

     During 
Drumpf's premier term 
Drumpf perversions rehears'd. 
     Now Drumpf 
daily distributes 
Drumpf's worst o' the worst. 
     (But what 
motivates Drumpf's 
duodenum to burst...? 
     Double 
cheeseburgers -- dozens! -- down 
dere.)

     Don Drumpf 
claims "the best words" 
though deployin' 'em not. 
     Don Drumpf 
grabs women's p*****s.* 
(Drumpf's earlobe got shot.) 
     Don Drumpf 
lusts after even his daughter -- 
a lot! -- 
     does the 
derelict Drumpf of Down 
D'ere.
          *Puritans read 'privates.' 

     Don Drumpf 
takes to Our House 
his demolishing bat
     as Drumpf 
makes of the U.S. 
persona non grat'...
     ...yet Don 
dons his "Make-Ev'rything-
Great-Again" hat --
     does De-
stroyer Don Drumpf of Down 
D'ere. 

     Denouement 

     But of 
late, concerns great 
Drumpf's deciding to share -- 
     in faint 
hopes of ascending 
God's heavenly stair.*
     Still, Drumpf's 
duly -- though Drumpf will 
construe it "unfair" --
     doom'd to 
dwell, 'til dawns Doomsday, down 
d'ere."**

     *Drumpf imagines, of course, 
a heavenly escalator.* 
     **Hell aka The Inferno (and 
considering the present context, 
doubtless Dante's. Drumpf's 
character qualifies him for 
damnation to every ring.)

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