Why does the moron prove a dreadful head of state?
Because when just a tot the fellow's not allowed a mate.
Why does the moron daily briefings fail to study?
Because he's not a clever lad, nor's never had a buddy.
Why does the moron white supremacy defend?
Because when but a child he's reconciled to have no friend.
Why did the moron a misogynist become?
Because when he was young he never got to know his Mum.
Why does the moron fail to discipline his ego?
Because alone he's stayed; he's never played with an amigo.
Why does the moron bully, bluster, boast and bellow?
Because when yet a youth he'd grown uncouth without a fellow.
Why does the moron suffer poisonous grand mal?
Because friends were forbidden to this kid: he had no pal.
And why does the moron go through all of the above?
Because he's told, "Go for the gold! Forget the freakin' love."
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