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Thursday, April 5, 2018

13 Rock Bands of the Future (A Nonsense ABC)

  
ABle Was I?

Palindromic and twee.

CaDre?

Your children will spurn their CD.


EFfusion?

A foursome less fab, more forlorn. 

GHosts In Machines?

Five kazoos, one French Horn. 


I, Jambot?

From Ijamsville? Ja! And they’ll jam. 

KLangfarber?

Lukewarm about ’em I am.) 


Mnemosyne’ll

play in a Grateful Dead vein.  

OPerabuffa

will classic'lly train. 


QuaRe? 

They'll lose EuroVis ’69

STand Up, Stupid! 

Pre-pre-teens...greatgrandkids of mine.  


The Rays? 

A band formerly known as UV

The WaX?

Yes, they’ll polish your Tesla – for free. 


San YZidro.

The first rockers blessed by a pope.

(And there’s bound to be more.

So abandon all hope.) 

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