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Thursday, April 5, 2018

43 Errors in Alphabetical Order in Alphabetical Order

  
A is for:

'a little' under 'the weather'

'a man' after 'me own heart'

'are you' following 'me'



B is for:

'bassoons sound' lower than 'flutes'



C is for:

'conducting my' post 'mortem'



D is for:

'down' behind 'enemy lines'

'desire' under 'the elms'



E is for:

'eggs' over 'easy'



F is for:

'far' above 'Cuyoga’s waters'



G is for:

'get thee' behind 'me Satin'



H is for:

'H' before 'B-U-T'

'hitting' below 'the belt'



I is for:

'i' before 'e (except after c)'

'it’s right' under 'your nose'

'I’ve got you' under 'my skin'



J is for:

'June is bustin’ out all' over 'all over the meadow and the hill'



K is for:

'Kilimanjaro’s' higher than 'Mount Everest'



L is for:

'lies' just below 'the surface'



M is for:

'mind' over 'matter'

'move' over 'darling'



N is for:

'no one arrives' later than 'George'



O is for:

'one flew' over 'the cuckoo‘s nest'



P is for:

'please sing' on top of 'old smoky'

putting 'one' over 'on Boehner'



Q is for:

'quit' prior to 'getting caught'



R is for:

'relaxing' apres 'ski'

'right' in front of 'my eyes'



S is for:

'she‘s walking' behind 'you'

'shred' ahead of 'lettuce'

'sit' in back of 'the bus'

'starred in' ante 'maim'



T is for:

'the' preceding 'is a paid political announcement'

'thyme' after 'time'

'two years' before 'the mast'



U is for:

'up' above 'the world so high'



V is for:

'van Gogh's' over 'the top'



W is for:

' W thinks he’s' above 'the law'

'well' above 'the speed limit'



X is for:

'Xaviera’s' leading 'man'



Y is for:

'yet wave' o’er 'the land of the free'

'you’re' above 'suspicion'

'you’ve got me' in between 'the devil' and 'the deep blue sea'



Z is for:

'ziggurats found' atop 'underground tombs'

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