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Thursday, April 5, 2018

13 Flunkees (A Nonsense ABC)


     Abe is

up in the air, sluggish

out of the box, lax when

after the _____ (unlike

NFL _____).

                                                         fox      jocks

     Cedric's

earned your contempt, ever

down in the dumps, not quite

over the _____, (loath to

taking his _____ ).

                                                        humps (mumps?) lumps

     Efrem’s

up to his ears, grazes

outside the fence -- months be-

hind with his _____. (Doesn't

rate your two _____.)

                                                        rents      cents 

     Gerhardt’s

up to no good, ducks the

top of the heap, won't look

after the _____. (All who

read of him _____.)

                                                       sheep      weep

     Ilja

skates on thin ice, never’s

in on the joke pig-like,

in his own _____. (Someone

fix him: he's _____.)

                                                       poke      broke

     Kyle spends

life on his knees, too far

out on a limb, giving

in to each _____. (Captain

Blue-Sky: that's _____.)

                                                       whim      him

     Manute's

lacking a map, won't a-

bandon the nest, last bloke

in on the _____. (Manute!

Give it a _____!)

                                                        jest      rest

     Opie’s

down I’d say

"out" -- well be-

yond the perim-  iter..

nearing his _____  it. (We

all feel for _____.)

                                                       lim-      him

     Quark keeps

on the QT -- never's

off to the races, ain’t

up to the _____: the

saddest of _____.)

                                                      pace – his!      cases 

     Steve lives

under a spell, always

over the top. Self es-

teem? Not a _____. (Doesn’t 

fail as a _____!)

                                                      drop      flop

     Uve’s

down the "up" stair, doesn’t

lower his voice. Options?

None that are _____. (In breefe:

note very _____.)*                          choice      noice                                                                                        

     Waxman’s

kept under wraps. He's (with-

out the "X" factor) tossed

under the _____. (His

wife? Friends bush-_____.)

                                                     tractor      -whacked her

     Yazzer’s

"back of the yards," too far

out of the zone, well be-

yond reach by _____. (Someone!

Throw Yaz a _____!)

                                                    phone      bone

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