B is for Ben whose libido’s declined.
C is for Cora: her dentures show cracks.
D is for Doug: suffers panic attacks.
E is for Earl overdue for a stroke.
F is for Flora: her walker just broke.
G is for Gilbert whose gums are diseased.
H is for Hortense: her bowels have seized.
I is for Irma whose hormones are shot.
J is for Jorge: Lord know’s what he’s got?
K is for Kitty who's misplaced her wig.
L is for Laszlo: his prostate’s too big.
M is for Miles: his new catheter leaks.
N is for Nell: Neil's not eaten for weeks.
O is for Olive: Doc thinks it’s TB.
P is for Phil: has not one cyst but three.
Q is for Quinn of the haphazard bladder.
R is for Ruth: fell afoul of a ladder.
S is for Sid showing weakness of bone.
T is for Trish: overdoes the cologne.
U is for Uly with unexplained aches.
V is for Vi: suffers violent shakes.
W’s Wyn’fred who talks in her sleep.
X is for Xavier: still the same (bleep).
Y’s for Yolanda who’s fallen…again.
Z is for Zeke. Requiescat. Amen.
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