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Sunday, July 25, 2021

Creator's Choice: Gott Damn! (Unpub)

        The Almighty’s favorite…

…advertising slogan…? “Gott milk?”
…Billie Holiday record…? “I Gotta Right (to Sing the Blues).”
…classic automobile…? BuGotti.
…Dickens character…? PeGotty.
…esoteric language…? Thieves’ arGott.
…fungus fruiting structure…? ErGott sclerotium.
…Gene Kelly movie line…? “Gotta dance!”
…heavyweight boxing little holder…? Jersey Joe WalGott.
…imaginary location…? McElliGott’s Pool.
…journalist’s interview tactic…? The Gottcha question.
…king of rhumba…? Xavier CuGott. 
…Lois Lane interpreter…? MarGott Kidder
…movie tough guy…? Humphrey BoGott.
…nougat reimagining…? NouGott.
…O’Neill drama…? A Moon for the MisbeGotten.
…Portuguese “thankyou”…? “ObriGotto.”
…quintessential Italian double reed bass clef instrument…? FaGotto.
…ripe fruit…? ApriGott.
…second-act opening number…? The AsGott Gavotte.
…tourist destination…? EpGott Center.
…university…? Gottingen U.
…Vincent De Paul namesake…? Vincent van Gott.
 …weight loss fad…? Fat-free yoGott.
…xyloform…? The wainsGotting.
...ye’elimite portable form…? InGott.
…ziggurat misspelling…? ZigG(ur)ott.

     Other favorites:
The Gottling gun 
GoTtell It On the Mountain
Crime boss John Gotti 
Neither one dGott (nor one tittle) 
FaGotti 
Lady GaGott 
MaGott 
Frozen YoGott 
NouGott 
Early Renaissance painter G(i)ott(o) 
The Gottfather 
In A Gotta Da Vida
Gotterdammerung
Gottzilla
Domo AriGotto 
BaGottelle
Les Deux MaGotts
Mrs. Gottrocks
Mr. Gottlieb (Sig Ruman)
Ain’t We Gott Fun...?
Great Gottfrey Daniels!


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