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Sunday, July 25, 2021

Songs For My Father (Unpub)

     The original 

     On the 
good...ship...Lollipop,
it’s a sweet...trip to the candy shop
where bon-bons play...
...on the sunny beach of peppermint bay.

  And several variants

     On the 
good...ship...Bali, Pop,
fans of wa-...yang in Denpasar stop,
hear gong kebyar…
...then head home to pawn their twelve-string guitar.
 
     On the 
good...ship...Brolly, Pop,
you hear “drip…drip” but can feel no drop:
your bumbershoot...
...keeps the moisture off your seersucker suit.
 
     On the 
good...ship...Cali, Pop,
the cartel’s...hip: you’re a narco cop!
You’d best behave...
...lest you wind up in a Cristo Rey grave.

     On the 
good...ship...Cholly, Pop,
Count Cassi-...ni pens his gossip slop.
Society...
...doesn’t mind he holds no master’s degree.

     On the 
good...ship...'Cholly,' Pop, 
Lady Brit...yips that the slang must stop:
it makes her ill...
(This 'ere dowager's a bit of a pill.)

     On the 
good...ship...Collie, Pop,
Captain Las-...sie serves up mutton chop.
No dog food here...
...Captain Lassie makes that doggedly clear.

     On the
good...ship...Dolly, Pop,
Parton's wiglets form a golden mop--
big hair gone mad...
...like some effervescent scouring pad.

     On the
good...ship...Dali, Pop,
where your watch melts (see its big hand drop...?),
your memory...?
Like a timepiece in some Becket-like tree. 

     On the
good...ship...Dalai, Pop,

     On the
good...ship...Folly, Pop,

     On the 
good...ship...Follies, Pop, 
 
     On the 
good...ship...Frawley, Pop,
Fred and Eth-...el (subs for Mom and Pop)
are Lucy’s chums...
Meanwhile, Desi beats his Babalu drums.

     On the
good...ship..."Golly!" Pop,
 
     On the 
good...ship...Holly, Pop,
Audrey break-...fasts at that jew’lry shop.
Capote knew...
...how to tell ‘em long before he turn’d Tru.

     On the
good...ship...Jolly, Pop,

     On the
good...ship...Kali, Pop,
 
     On the 
good...ship...Lalli, Pop.
Was he real...? Or Finnish agitprop…?
He swung his axe...
...and a bishop slew. (No legend. Just facts.)

     On the
good...ship...Molly, Pop.

     On the 
good...ship...Mali, Pop,

     On the 
good,,,ship...Ollie, Pop,
 
     On the 
good...ship...Polly, Pop,
Captain Byrd...heads to The Critter Shoppe
to parrots sell...
(In the hold he harbors budgies as well.)

     On the 
good...ship...Quale, Pop,
hallmarks rule, objets themselves we drop.
Is zest a thing…?
Yep, quite sep’rate from its Buffalo wing.

     On the 
good...ship...Raleigh, Pop,
addicts har-...vest Big Tobacco’s crop.
Thick blacken’d tongues...
...bloat as cancer eats through tummies and lungs.

     On the
good...ship..."Solly!" Pop,
 
     On the 
good...ship Svengali, Pop,
feckless ar-...tistes tend to come a-cropp.'
Headlong each falls...
...and the depths to which he plummets appalls.

     On the 
good...ship Tamale, Pop,
jalapenos in the salsa’s pop-
ularity…?
Through the roof! (It still seems loco to me.)

     On the 
good...ship...Thali, Pop,
flavors – six! – chefs on your platter drop --
from sweet, salt, spice…
...bitter, sour, astringent. (Nepalese nice!)
 
     On the 
good...ship...Trolley, Pop,
Liza's Ma...whirls like a spinning top.
She sings a song...
...'bout a cable car like nothing was wrong.

     On the 
good...ship...Volley, Pop,
first we fire...shells and our victims drop.
The thoughts and prayers...
...offer'd won't assuage The Fellow Upstairs.

     On the
good...ship...Wally, Pop,

     On the 
good...ship...Wall-E, Pop, 

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