The original
On the
good...ship...Lollipop,
it’s a sweet...trip to the candy shop
where bon-bons play...
...on the sunny beach of peppermint bay.
where bon-bons play...
...on the sunny beach of peppermint bay.
And several variants
On the
good...ship...Bali, Pop,
fans of wa-...yang in Denpasar stop,
hear gong kebyar…
...then head home to pawn their twelve-string guitar.
On the
hear gong kebyar…
good...ship...Brolly, Pop,
you hear “drip…drip” but can feel no drop:
your bumbershoot...
...keeps the moisture off your seersucker suit.
On the
you hear “drip…drip” but can feel no drop:
your bumbershoot...
...keeps the moisture off your seersucker suit.
good...ship...Cali, Pop,
the cartel’s...hip: you’re a narco cop!
You’d best behave...
...lest you wind up in a Cristo Rey grave.
the cartel’s...hip: you’re a narco cop!
You’d best behave...
...lest you wind up in a Cristo Rey grave.
On the
good...ship...Cholly, Pop,
Count Cassi-...ni pens his gossip slop.
Society...
...doesn’t mind he holds no master’s degree.
Society...
...doesn’t mind he holds no master’s degree.
On the
good...ship...'Cholly,' Pop,
Lady Brit...yips that the slang must stop:
it makes her ill...
(This 'ere dowager's a bit of a pill.)
On the
good...ship...Collie, Pop,
Captain Las-...sie serves up mutton chop.
No dog food here...
...Captain Lassie makes that doggedly clear.
No dog food here...
...Captain Lassie makes that doggedly clear.
On the
good...ship...Dolly, Pop,
Parton's wiglets form a golden mop--
big hair gone mad...
...like some effervescent scouring pad.
On the
good...ship...Dali, Pop,
where your watch melts (see its big hand drop...?),
your memory...?
Like a timepiece in some Becket-like tree.
On the
good...ship...Dalai, Pop,
On the
good...ship...Folly, Pop,
On the
good...ship...Follies, Pop,
On the
good...ship...Frawley, Pop,
Fred and Eth-...el (subs for Mom and Pop)
are Lucy’s chums...
Meanwhile, Desi beats his Babalu drums.
Fred and Eth-...el (subs for Mom and Pop)
are Lucy’s chums...
Meanwhile, Desi beats his Babalu drums.
On the
good...ship..."Golly!" Pop,
On the
good...ship...Holly, Pop,
Audrey break-...fasts at that jew’lry shop.
Capote knew...
...how to tell ‘em long before he turn’d Tru.
Audrey break-...fasts at that jew’lry shop.
Capote knew...
...how to tell ‘em long before he turn’d Tru.
On the
good...ship...Jolly, Pop,
On the
good...ship...Kali, Pop,
On the
good...ship...Lalli, Pop.
Was he real...? Or Finnish agitprop…?
He swung his axe...
...and a bishop slew. (No legend. Just facts.)
Was he real...? Or Finnish agitprop…?
He swung his axe...
...and a bishop slew. (No legend. Just facts.)
On the
good...ship...Molly, Pop.
On the
good...ship...Mali, Pop,
On the
good,,,ship...Ollie, Pop,
On the
good...ship...Polly, Pop,
Captain Byrd...heads to The Critter Shoppe
to parrots sell...
(In the hold he harbors budgies as well.)
Captain Byrd...heads to The Critter Shoppe
to parrots sell...
(In the hold he harbors budgies as well.)
On the
good...ship...Quale, Pop,
hallmarks rule, objets themselves we drop.
Is zest a thing…?
Yep, quite sep’rate from its Buffalo wing.
hallmarks rule, objets themselves we drop.
Is zest a thing…?
Yep, quite sep’rate from its Buffalo wing.
On the
good...ship...Raleigh, Pop,
addicts har-...vest Big Tobacco’s crop.
Thick blacken’d tongues...
...bloat as cancer eats through tummies and lungs.
addicts har-...vest Big Tobacco’s crop.
Thick blacken’d tongues...
...bloat as cancer eats through tummies and lungs.
On the
good...ship..."Solly!" Pop,
On the
good...ship Svengali, Pop,
feckless ar-...tistes tend to come a-cropp.'
Headlong each falls...
...and the depths to which he plummets appalls.
feckless ar-...tistes tend to come a-cropp.'
Headlong each falls...
...and the depths to which he plummets appalls.
On the
good...ship Tamale, Pop,
jalapenos in the salsa’s pop-
ularity…?
Through the roof! (It still seems loco to me.)
good...ship Tamale, Pop,
jalapenos in the salsa’s pop-
ularity…?
Through the roof! (It still seems loco to me.)
On the
good...ship...Thali, Pop,
flavors – six! – chefs on your platter drop --
from sweet, salt, spice…
...bitter, sour, astringent. (Nepalese nice!)
flavors – six! – chefs on your platter drop --
from sweet, salt, spice…
...bitter, sour, astringent. (Nepalese nice!)
good...ship...Trolley, Pop,
Liza's Ma...whirls like a spinning top.
Liza's Ma...whirls like a spinning top.
She sings a song...
...'bout a cable car like nothing was wrong.
...'bout a cable car like nothing was wrong.
On the
good...ship...Volley, Pop,
first we fire...shells and our victims drop.
The thoughts and prayers...
...offer'd won't assuage The Fellow Upstairs.
On the
good...ship...Wally, Pop,
On the
good...ship...Wall-E, Pop,
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