Homonominems (Unpub)

Oliver and Oliver: 
a Hardy and a dragon.
A Remus with a Remus: 
one’s an uncle; one found Rome.
An Aron plus an Aaron: 
one’s OT and one’s a Trask.
Bert 'n' Bert:
a Muppet…and a Bobbsey, when at home.

A Castor and a Castor: 
one’s an oil and one’s a brother.
Dum with Dumb: 
a Tweedle and a cinematic fuck.
George plus George: 
the first’s a Founding Father; two’s a Weasley.
A Huey 'n' a Huey: 
one’s a rock star; one’s a duck. 

Luke and Luke: 

evangelist and Star Wars film persona.
Cubs and Kubs: 

a baseball team and scions of Br’er B’ar.
A patty and a Patty: 

one’s a burger; one’s a Bouvier.
Roy and Roy: 

one’s Arundhati; one’s a cowboy star.

An Archie and an Archie: 

one’s a roach and one’s a comic.

Dale and Dale: 

a chipmunk and a cowgirl (wife of Roy’s).

A Minnie and a Minnie: 

one’s a Driver; one’s a rodent.
A Thompson and a Thomson: 

twin detectives – Tintin’s boys.