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Thursday, September 2, 2021

All in the (Irish) Family (Past)

Timon "Ty" McGinn:
     notorious criminal recidivist in Irish mafia family 
Fitzhugh Leica-Glover:
     sharp-dressing ex-pat Savile rowdy and Gaelic wise guy 
Ionia Lochstocken (“Beryl”):
     former nun, now a sadistic loan-shark enforceress
Ollie Ochscenfrie: 
     childhood friend of family's eldest son, now employed as skip tracer  
Ernesto Vyperz: 
     former police precinct captain; currently on the family payroll
Maj. O'Warde:
     once a military accountant; now keeper of the family’s books
Fr. O'Flyze: 
     personal chaplain and confessor to wives of prominent family members
Phil Theeleuker:
     CFO of various family money-laundering businesses and off-shore investments
Phandugh C. Eccles:
     low-life sex offender and all-around bad egg
Jesus Marion-Joseph:
     Former altar boy who emigrated from Mexico, now a family drug mule

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