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Thursday, September 2, 2021

Give ‘Em a Chance! (Past)

Give, please, Aziz's fils a chance! 
Give East Belize's Cree a chance!  
And what of Addison's Disease…? 
Give all disease the song and dance!   
Give Cleese's steam’d cream cheese a chance! 
Give -- please! -- Dom DeLouise a chance!
Tell Dom: "Lay off the mac and cheese!" 
(His Levis…? Stuff’d with bries from France.)  
At ease! Give greasy fleas a chance! 
Give, please, the Hebrides a chance!  
Heed homeless Hebridesians' pleas  
but sign no lease sans cash advance!  
Give, please, Louise's knees a chance! 
And Jeez! Give Lee's increase a chance! 
Lee's built cathedrals in Belize 
with keystoned friezes we'll finance! 
Give, please, obese Ed Meese a chance!
Give queasy Nice's priz a chance!  
Regard experience from bees 
but trust no expertise from ants!  
Give, please, Ulysses' trees a chance! 
Give Syngman Rhee's main squeeze a chance! 
She sings with ease in sev'ral keys 
but can't reprise Gregorian chants!  
Give Mr. Wee's valise a chance!
Give Xs, Ys and Zs a chance!... 
(Regarding pleas of Smithe-Magee's…?  
Few give “Jim”’s pleas a second glance!)  

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