The "Jane L'Austin Space"
Active Girl Astronaut Adventure Book
Series for Early Readers
The BrontëSoeurs
19th-Century Neo-Jurassic Finger
Puppet Theatre Ensemble
The Flying Chaucer
Middle English Frizbee ("Canterbury or Bust!" Pilgrimage Edition)
The Alexander DuMasque
"Who's That Fourth Musketeer"
Makeup & Disguise Kit
The Ralph Waldo EmerSunshades –
Klip-On Specs for Transcendentalist
"Kool Kats"
The William FaulkNerf
Southern Sportsman
"Sound & Furry" Bat & Ball Set
The Wolfgang von Girtha
"Size Does Matter" Erectile
Enhancement Cream (Proof of Age Required)
The Ernest HemingWeights
Literary He-Man Exercise Dumb Bells
The Henrik IbScent
Woman's Lib 3-Fragrance Aroma Therapy Kit: Specify "Hedda," "Nora" or “Helene” Essence
The
James Joystick
"Pubs O' Dublin" Video Game
Accessory, Batteries Included
The Jack Kerouaction Figure
with Smokeable Beatnik "On the Road" Fashion Togs
The Harper Leevis
Fashion Jeans for Junior Jems
& Schoolgirl Scouts
The MolieAirhorn
Misanthropic Coed-Control Campus Security Device
The Vladimir NaboKoffee Mug
(comes in 1- & 1.5-Lolitre Sizes)
The Eugene O'Kneeler
Freshman Confessional Priedieu
The Edgar Allen Poegostick
with Beating Telltale Heart Bounce
Counting Sound Chip
The A. T. Quiller-CouchPotato
Lit Crit Trivia Game for the Armchair
Intellectual
The Jean-Jacques RousSoap-On-A-Rope
Bath & Shower Bar
The J. D. SalinJersey
"Franny and Zooey"
Unisex Fashion T
The Henry David ThoreauRug
Dorm Room Accessorizer
The Miguel de UnamuNosering
Body Piercing Kit
The Gore ViDoll
Non-Gender-Specific Role Play Figure
(Vidollhouse Sold Separately)
The Virginia WoolfWhistle
Girl-Power
Anti-Masher Campus Cop Alert (Assault & Battery Not Included)
The Malcolm X-Ray-Vision
"Rap A Round, Rapper Hound"
Sunglasses (get a pair by any means necessary!)
The William Butler Magic Yeat-Ball
Divination Globe -- inexpensive,
though not Innishfree.
The Emile Zolar
The BrontëSoeurs
The Flying Chaucer
The Alexander DuMasque
The Ralph Waldo EmerSunshades –
The William FaulkNerf
The Wolfgang von Girtha
The Ernest HemingWeights
The Henrik IbScent
The Jack Kerouaction Figure
The Harper Leevis
The MolieAirhorn
The Vladimir NaboKoffee Mug
The Eugene O'Kneeler
The Edgar Allen Poegostick
The A. T. Quiller-CouchPotato
The Jean-Jacques RousSoap-On-A-Rope
The J. D. SalinJersey
The Henry David ThoreauRug
The Miguel de UnamuNosering
The Gore ViDoll
The Virginia WoolfWhistle
The Malcolm X-Ray-Vision
The William Butler Magic Yeat-Ball
The Emile Zolar
Green
Power Source Battery Recharger for the Young Climate Activist
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