“Some like p*t…nine days old” – bowdlerized
from “Pease Porridge Hot” first recorded in John
Newbery’s “Mother Goose’s Melody” (ca. 1760)
"Few do not delight in p*t,"
new census surveys
hold.
Always hot's a hybrid p*t –
Always hot's a hybrid p*t –
say, Acapulco Gold.
Brash folk choose Afghani Wonder,
Brash folk choose Afghani Wonder,
digging dope
that’s bold.
Cursed are those with budget woes –
Cursed are those with budget woes –
they’ve stopp’d
p*t-smoking cold.
Dudes agree: “P*t should be free!
Like welfare
money: doled.”
Enfeebled folk claim med concerns;
Enfeebled folk claim med concerns;
in programs
they’re enroll’d.
Freethinkers wish p*t legal:
Freethinkers wish p*t legal:
such a state’s been
long foretold.
Good girls smoke Passion #1 – aka Amstel Gold.
He would buy p*t
on the fly,
Good girls smoke Passion #1 – aka Amstel Gold.
while me…? I like to hold.
Ice Queen's sold by Ms. Isolde –
mispronounced
‘Isold.’
Jock (that’s me!) shops Dr. Greenthumb:
Jock (that’s me!) shops Dr. Greenthumb:
Jock smokes J.J.’s Gold.
Known philosophes smoke Killa Kush.
Known philosophes smoke Killa Kush.
That shit will knock you cold.
Lotus-Eaters savor strains
produced in wet leaf
mold.
Mom prefers p*t grown (says Ma)
Mom prefers p*t grown (says Ma)
in peat, a mother’s mold.
Nor no one who’s not no one knows
Nor no one who’s not no one knows
how p*t is now
extoll’d.
O'erseas as well...? Well...cannabis concerns are oversold.
Poor people busted yesterday,
O'erseas as well...? Well...cannabis concerns are oversold.
today should be
paroll’d.
“Quicker sprung, the better,”
“Quicker sprung, the better,”
comments everyone
who’s poll’d.
“Rolling papers, vaping vapors…?
“Rolling papers, vaping vapors…?
None of it grows
old."
Say friends of friends. “It never ends.
Say friends of friends. “It never ends.
We're sold,
you hear…? We're sold!"
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