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Sunday, March 8, 2020

TeaSpoon

Choice early tea…? He’ll tell no lie.
His…? Bacon and eggs.
The tortured’s plea: “Just let me die.”
He’s achin’… and begs.
     Moral:
For me…? Decaf -- but just a half.

Spoon for the Holidays

Magi in threes…?
“I Saw Three Ships.”
You, George, view bees;
I, Shaw, see thrips.
     Moral:
GBS (more or less)

Spoomelier

My favorite red...?
A Cote du Rhone.
"Dear Roy,
     Drop dead!"
I wrote to Cohn.
     Moral:
Re wine: where's mine...?

More Sprats

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