The sarcophagus covering
George Armstrong's battle flag...?
Let's term it Custer's Last Box.
The smokehouse-cured flesh
of a kosher Chiroptera...?
Let's dub that Vampire Bats' Lox.
The long-interr'd casket
of Saint Aloysius Gonzaga
we'll call St. Al Box.
A bull in one commune
in west-central France...?
That's Saint-Leonard-de-No-Blat's Ox.
People will store
tender loving solicitude
stash'd in A TLS Box.
Aren't those red molecules
COVID-19...?
Nope! Just some of our research Lab's Tox.
The RC's clothes closets
are chock-full of vestments.
They've cassocks and lots of Alb Stox.
And with that, Baltimorons,
"Ho, ho! Merry Xmas!
May Santa Claus fill your Salt Box!"
