Doowaldeigh, doowaldeigh! What do some folks
do all day...?
What's the actress do all day...? Feign she's straight, though
plainly gay...?
What's the banker do all day...? Mortgage homes though
folk can't pay...?
What's the colonel do all day...? Abuse his female
What's the colonel do all day...? Abuse his female
attache...?
What's the druggist do all day...? Endorse a bogus
nasal spray...?
What's the extra do all day...? Become her idol's
protege...?
What's the frat boy do all day...? Relax the ancient
Roman way...?
What's the gringo do all day...? Routinely mispro-
nounce "Ole!"...?
What's the horse thief do all day...? Traffic fossil
equidae...?
What's the intern do all day...? Scavenge off a
patient's tray...?
What's the juror do all day...? Payoffs from a
witness weigh...?
What's the Klansman do all day...? Pray black lives soon
fade away...?
What's the landlord do all day...? List which items
don't convey...?
What's the mayor do all day...? Do it Giuli-
ani's way...?
What's the Negro do all day...? Re-educate the
KKK...?
What's the orphan do all day...? Investigate her
DNA...?
What's the pontiff do all day...? Elect to look the
other way...?
What's the quisling do all day...? Fear the ball may
ricochet...?
What's the racist do all day...? Ape Emcee in
"Cabaret"...?
What's the strawman do all day...? Elaborate the
shadow play...?
What's the toady do all day...? Praise her boss's
macrame...?
What's the umpire do all day...? Misconstrue the
double play...?
What's the vegan do all day...? Eat three green things,
come what may...?
What's the wastrel do all day...? Dream, "This, too, shall
pass away"...?
What's the X-Man do all day...? Draw comfort from his
soubriquet...?
What's the yahoo do all day...? Sweep the sty...? Re-
place the hay...?
What's the zealot do all day...? Execute the
VP, eh...?
Doowaldeigh, doowaldeigh! That's what some folks
do all day.