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Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Marriages Made Someplace Else

     Varia 

     Blondie marries Beulah Bondi; 
Dondi weds Mahatma Gandhi.
     Hedy marries Hasan (Medhi);
Giacometti weds Arletty.

     Jesus marries Lisa's nieces;
Edwin Meese weds Reese's Pieces.
     Ma Joad marries Mr. Toad;
Mother Lode weds Rod'rick Spode.

     Rainer Rilke marries Ilka;
Acker Bilk weds Harvey Milk.
     Rumpelstiltskin weds a selkie;
Dexter Filkins weds a welk.

     Dolly Parton weds May Sarton,
Thurston Dart and Clara Barton;
     Sidney Carton marries Areüs
the Agaïd, a Spartan.
     (All were last observ'd departin'
in Bond's car-jack'd Aston Martin.)

     Codetta

     Chuck Schumer marries Boomer* --
or is it Godden (Rumer)...?

     *Norman Julius "Boomer" Esiason 
is a former NFL quarterback.

     (images to come)

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