Varia
Blondie marries Beulah Bondi;
Dondi weds Mahatma Gandhi.
Hedy marries Hasan (Medhi);
Giacometti weds Arletty.
Jesus marries Lisa's nieces;
Edwin Meese weds Reese's Pieces.
Ma Joad marries Mr. Toad;
Mother Lode weds Rod'rick Spode.
Rainer Rilke marries Ilka;
Acker Bilk weds Harvey Milk.
Rumpelstiltskin weds a selkie;
Dexter Filkins weds a welk.
Dolly Parton weds May Sarton,
Thurston Dart and Clara Barton;
Sidney Carton marries Areüs
the Agaïd, a Spartan.
(All were last observ'd departin'
in Bond's car-jack'd Aston Martin.)
Codetta
Chuck Schumer marries Boomer* --
or is it Godden (Rumer)...?
*Norman Julius "Boomer" Esiason
is a former NFL quarterback.
(images to come)
