'n' ‘chicken’ 'n' ‘cockroach’ 'n' ‘cupcake.’ They're funny.
Woids wid a K,’ not wid M, not wid L...”
Makes you wonder what Willy would think about ‘knell.’
Or ‘Ivanka’? Thinks Willy ‘Ivanka’ so funny?
Steve Bannon thinks 'Vanka’s “as dumb as a brick.”
Nowadays, ‘brick''s a funny word. (So, Steve, is ‘prick.’)
Makes you wonder if Willy’d think ‘Kushner’ so funny.
Chris Christie thinks Jared's both bitter 'n' sick.Nowadays, ‘sick’'s a funny word. (So, Chris, is ‘kill’ --
as is 'kin,' 'lock'd up,' 'Newark' 'n’ 'Mockingbird Hill.'
You 'n' Jared are, both of you, critic'lly ill.
Makes you wonder what verdict might bring Uncle Will.)
Take 'Kellyanne Conway': that starts with a K.
How Ms. K rambles on how
Hill's emails got hack'd
(now'days, 'hack'd' is a
funny word) till she redacts
with black markers 'n' guile -- and alternative
facts.Makes you wonder: might Willy think truth has been jack'd?
What of ‘Huckabee Sanders’? Remarkably funny.
‘Remark’ is a funny
word; Sarah’s sure are:most remarkable, awful…and awf'lly bizarre.
I perceive Sister Sarah as chip off a block.
‘Block’ is funny now’days. Poppa Mike? He's a crock.
'Block,' Mike,' ‘crock’? Funny all. (As is, nowadays, ‘mock.')
* Uncle Willy Clark, Walter Mathau's cantankerous retired
vaudevillian in the filmed version of Neil Simon's
Broadway comedy "The Sunshine Boys."
vaudevillian in the filmed version of Neil Simon's
Broadway comedy "The Sunshine Boys."