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Friday, November 3, 2023

Carpe Diembryo! A Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews (Clutch Two)

A fresh dozen from Mme 
L'Egghorn. To view any 
imegge at a larger size,
click on it.




  The Lemonegg 

  We lemonegg
  from scrambl'd lemons 
  vend in Bonns,
  Berlins 'n' Bremens.





The Eggmont 

'Tis Ludwegg,
I'm eggcutely sure,
who penn'd 
"The Eggmont Ovature."



    Abraham Leggoln...? 
 
   At left's my
   eggucated guess
   who penn'd
   The Getteggsburg Address.




    The CEOva 

    Eggseggutive's
    Chief Oeufficer --
    yet still an
    eco-amateur.



    Loeuftwaffe


   The Eggcent EggĂș


      The Eggsponents 

     "Eggs with 
     superscript eggsponents..."
     [Now I'll mispronounce 
     'ordonnance.']



      ___-ggore 

     Eggore! Eyeggore!
     Gore with 'tude!
     Eggs galore!
     How soon accrued!

      Eggo...eggo...eggo...

     Eggochambers,
     where one hears
     cracks thrice  
     (each crack re-reappears).



      Reggae
 
     Rasta Zeggy Marley 
     fights:
     "Get up! Stand up 
     for your...(whites...?)"




    Twain 

    Meet Miss Watson's 
    Negger Jim!
    Most, save Huck, 
    think ill of him.


     Peggnegg 
 
     Hors d'oeufs 
     (shrewd sous chefs dub 'em "devill'd")
     leave embezzled hens 
     dishevel'd.



Pa's Gal's Puns Say _____.

A sampling of the halfwit wisdom 
of my step-father's latest bit o' fluff. 

     1. 
Who'd parrot a rock star must don him a hat.
(I've absorb'd little else, but I have absorb'd that.)

     2.
My crossword's unfinished; I suss no more clues.
They appear next day clear. Thank-you, Cryptogram Muse.  


Christmas Day: A Mare Egg...

     "A Mare Egg, Her Wrist, "Miss Two 'U'"