At
first a little, then a
lot
upon your wienie or your
Brät.
At first she can, but then can-
At first she can, but then can-
not,
treat
MASD -- or dry
rot –
in
Binghamton and Endi-
cott.
At first found in your flower
At first found in your flower
pot,
mums
migrate to a garden
spot
where
mornings chilly soon wax
hot.
At first Amin’s an Einstein…
At first Amin’s an Einstein…
NOT.
But
nor is Id some idi-
ot
who
neither tittle gives nor
jot
about
Ugandans chewing
khat.
At first flees Abram’s nephew
Lot
from
Sodom and Gomorrah’s
motte.
At first some amber oil – Ne-
At first some amber oil – Ne-
mat...? --
for
you and for your oce-
lot,
whom,
on a dare, you dub Pol
Pot
while
chewing some renewing
qat.
At first you claim I’m talking
At first you claim I’m talking
rot,
how
I’m just some sodding
sot
molesting ev'ry passing
tot
But
that ain’t me; that’s Ujay
Bhat...
or
maybe Oliver Von
Trott,
who first remarks, with Scot James
who first remarks, with Scot James
Watt,
the stark remark “X marks the
spot,”
which phrase Watt 'blazons 'cross his
which phrase Watt 'blazons 'cross his
yacht.
(Such firsts occur in Zhat Vash…?
NOT:
They
issue from McCloud -- which…?
Scott! --
in
issues of his comic
Zot!)