The Walrus and the Zebrafish
Removed to Bangladesh
Where they devised, then
subsidized,
A small non-profit
creche.
“The waifs we house we’ll
skin, delouse
And salt, to keep ‘em
fresh.”
The Walrus and the Yodeler
Sashay’d the Appenzell.
This Yodeler, though kin to
Alexander Graham Bell,
Refused to own a telephone.
"I yell," said she. “I yell.”
