The Seven-Tier Itch

The folk who suffer itchy eyes: 

with that whole lot I sympathize.
For ev'ry bloke with itchy nose 

my fellow feeling only grows.
     I know; I get it: itchy ears 

will always hinder how one hears,
nor is there nowt that fully calms 

the agony of itchy palms.
     Inform me: when's an itchy throat 

not altogether get my goat!
Moreover, as for itchy skin -- 

who there amongst us hasn't been...?

    Indeed, I'm itchy ev'rywhere, 

and it's so (blank'ty-blank) unfair.
(I shall herein pass over -- natch' -- 

that patch I'm not allow'd to scratch.)