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Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Song of the Bluegrass, Red State Voter

Senator Collins to Leader McConnell
as Sue saunters Senate halls: “So!  
On this witness thing…? You’ve got my vote. But…I want you to 
do me a favor tho’…”

Senator Romney to Senator Mitch
(Mitch be Mitt’s Senatorial bro):
Re: ‘no witnesses,’ Mitch...? Count me in! But…I want you to 
do me a favor tho’…”

Lisa Murkowski to Leader McConnell:
“l’d not -- for the world! -- be your foe.
As to witnesses, let's us be friends. But…I want you to 
do me a favor tho’…”

Me…? I’d interrogate Leader McConnell:
“I’m hearing this phrase ‘quid pro quo.’
Now I’ve got one for youYour sweet Senate gig…? Through! ‘Less you 
do me a favor tho’…”

Poetrait of Ulysses Poe

More than wordsmith,
less than poet.
Poetaster…?
Don’t you know it!

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