Her coif -- cinereal -- she
styles
in pearly pompadours 'n'
piles.
Behind smug condescending
smiles
she camouflages fascist
wiles.
Assuming grins of croco-
diles
while highing five to POTUS
"Heil!"s,
she foments Orange Jesus'
guiles.
Where are those Oval Office
files...?
Ask Chief of Staff Ms. Susie
Wiles --
tho' prep for absolute de-
ni'ls.
(With staffers signing names like
'Wiles,'
we fast approach the Silly
Isles.)
