The Friends of Friday Spaast (Unpub)

Say “hey!” to Monday Noone (wa-a-a-ay overweight).
Meet Tuesday Brighton-Hurley, fashion plate.
      Here’s Wednesday Weecke: men quickly she devours,
as does seductress Thursday Haft ter Howers.
     Pump fists with woman’s libber Friday Knight.
Greet Saturday Moore-Nyng, hermaphrodite.
     Each gal we greet’s a friend of Friday Spaast,
including Sunday Brunche. ‘Tis quite a cast!

Hear Monday Blooze…? She’s crooning “Stormy Weather.”
So’s Tuesday “Eve” Ning. (Songbirds of a feather…?)
     Ms. Wednesday Sawff…? She opts to stay in bed.
Not Thursday Dawne: she plans to get ahead. 
     Say “hi!” to Friday Phorte-Knight, Spaast’s first cousin.
Let’s see: so far, you've met an even dozen.
     Next, Saturday Haft-Daye and Sunday Best,
more friends of Friday Spaast. As for the rest…

there’s Monday Sleptlayte – note the bedroom eyes.
And Tuesday "Happy" Hauer: “Whazzup, guys!”
     Wednesday Sayles-Zevent’s a working girl.
Ms. Thursday Sklowsed…? Amongst the swine a pearl.
     Friday Preyers intends to be a nun.
With Saturday Danse, "meet-'n'-greet"'s near done.
     But wait: let’s not forget Ms. Sunday Skuule.
There! Friends of Friday Spaast...each lass a jew’l.