We're ALL Agaga Now

     If 
Aga Khan (Allah be praised!) is now Agaga Khan,
     is Ba-
lenciaga now Balenciagaga...? Go on!

     That 
creature from the Black Lagoon’s now from the Lagagoon,

     while 
Dag’s become Dagaga Hammarskjold. (How opportune!)

     E-
lena’s now Kagagan. Twist’s Jew Fagan’s now Fagagan,

     and Gad-
dafi’s Gagaddafi (No, he’s not "Menagam" Begin.)

     Sure, 
Hagar still is horrible, though now’s Hagagar call'd.

     Icelandic 
sagas...? All sagagas now. (Like you, I’m so-o-o-o appall’d.)

     Jag-
gagar and Jaggagers Mick and Pip’s attorney are,

     while Kage-
musha’s Gagamusha. (It’s a shi-shi sushi bar.)

     Look how

Lady Gagadiva now’s become Godiva’s handle.

     Where’s Ma-

nagua...? Nicaraguaga! (Recall that Contra scandal...?)

Nagasaki’s Gagasaki. (Which did Truman bomb...?)

     And those

"Oh-My-Gaga" messages on iPhones bug my mom.

     Now

Puff’s the Magagic Dragagon. (That's quite hard to say.)

     And, like Qui-

roga’s Quirogaga, Uruguay’s Uruguagay.

     Rags

Ragland’s Ragagas Ragagaland, which few would credit.

     And

Sagamore Sagagamore’s become. 'Tis true: I read it.

     Fort

Ti’s Fort Ticondarogaga (upper New York State).

     We love U-

ganda now as Ugaganda; Idi we still hate.

     Vi-

agra or Viagraga...? Each one should do the trick. 

     Let’s

watch the film Wagag the Dog. (I still don’t get that flick.)

     Let’s

dance to Xavier Cugagat; he’s still the Rhumba King.

     And

Yuri Gagagarin is, in Moscow, still the thing.

Sari, renamed Zsa Zsa, now’s re-renamed Gagabor.

     (I fear I’d

faint were I to annotate one single ‘gaga’ more.)