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Thursday, August 2, 2018

"The textile museum's now open for biz..." Curator's Remarks

The textile museum's now open for biz.
They have hung sev'ral shows; one's called “Men Of The Cloth.”
Your admission is free! Is it “must-see”? It is!
You are never unwelcome – unless you're a moth.

You'll observe Edna Furbur, inspect Silka Chase.
You'll see Susan Saranwrap, Lamé West et al.
You can see Sarah Huckabee Sandpaper, too.
Ev'ry woman -- bar none! -- a Material Gal.

You'll s
ee Abraham Linen: he'll tell you no lie. 
(Though George Washantung might. He’s a whole ‘nother guy.)
Look! Some left-leaning lib’rals with libertine habits:
Angora Vidal -- the man’s skin’s like a rabbit’s.

View Baron Von Trappestry, draped in a tapestry
showing a rose unicorn 'neath a lapis tree.

Heads up, America! Bernie Macrylic
shows skin the KKK calls "less than idyllic." 















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Of Pontiffs and Potables

Each verse in the  poem  below selects  from two to four  beverages, (pick'd  poisons), the  last- mentioned of which  is always crème d...