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Thursday, August 2, 2018

"The textile museum's now open for biz..." Curator's Remarks

The textile museum's now open for biz.
They have hung sev'ral shows; one's called “Men Of The Cloth.”
Your admission is free! Is it “must-see”? It is!
You are never unwelcome – unless you're a moth.

You'll observe Edna Furbur, inspect Silka Chase.
You'll see Susan Saranwrap, Lamé West et al.
You can see Sarah Huckabee Sandpaper, too.
Ev'ry woman -- bar none! -- a Material Gal.

You'll s
ee Abraham Linen: he'll tell you no lie. 
(Though George Washantung might. He’s a whole ‘nother guy.)
Look! Some left-leaning lib’rals with libertine habits:
Angora Vidal -- the man’s skin’s like a rabbit’s.

View Baron Von Trappestry, draped in a tapestry
showing a rose unicorn 'neath a lapis tree.

Heads up, America! Bernie Macrylic
shows skin the KKK calls "less than idyllic." 















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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